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04/15/12
Episode 85 of The BoneBat Show!
"A
Shot to the Festivals!"
This Episode: Steve
and Gord deliver an epic preview of
the 2012 BoneBat "Comedy of
Horrors" Film Fest, as they interview directors
Brett and Drew T. Pierce of Deadheads,
Jesse T. Cook of Monster Brawl, and John LaFlamboy and Mike Bradecich of The
Moleman of Belmont Avenue! Also, Steve mixes things up with reports from NorWesCon
35
and Sakura Con 2012, including an
animated interview and amazing sounds from musical
guest Karl "Ultraklyston"
Rolson! Plus we've got What Pisses Us Off, Gord's political
rant, Filthy
Jokes, and Multimedia Triage reviews of the
films The Muppets, The
Terminator, Redline, Love the
Beast and latest Astron 6/Troma
gorefest Father's Day for
your aural gratification in this cinematically
superior episode
85 of The BoneBat Show!
The
BoneBat Show!
04/08/12
Episode 84 of The BoneBat Show!
"Emerald
City, Excelsior!"
This Episode: Gord and Steve make YOURS
marvelous, as they bring you a "King" size
episode straight from the aisles of Emerald City Comicon 2012,
with incredible interviews
from Chris Roberson
and Mike Allred
of Vertigo's I,
Zombie, Hack/Slash
creator Tim
Seeley, The Oatmeal's
Matthew Inman, Grendel scribe Matt Wagner, and Robert
Kirkman of The Walking Dead,
Cap'ping it all off with thoughts and sounds from Kyle
Stevens of
Seattle nerd-rock kings Kirby
Krackle! All this plus What Pisses Us Off,
Gord
formulates a 2 pronged attack in his political rant,
even more Filthy Jokes, and Multimedia
Triage reviews
of the books Devil in the White City
and In the Garden of Beasts by Erik
Larsen and Matt
Inman's 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a
Dolphin in the Mouth, the
film Centurian,
and the end of Mass Effect 3 come to your
rescue in this heroic episode 84
of The BoneBat Show!
The
BoneBat Show!
03/25/12
Episode 38 of
the Bonehand Heavy Half Hour!
"Marchuary!"
More Mega newness, Folk Metallic leanings, A
Classic back end. Featuring
the music of Cannibal
Corpse, Meshuggah, Desaster, Eluveitie, The Makai, and
Seattle's
own Zero Down!
03/17/12
Episode 83 of The BoneBat Show!
"Return
of the BoneBattle!"
This Episode: Steve and Gord bring their "A" games, as
they take you to the first ever
LIVE
BONEBATTLE
gaming
tournament, learn about international cuisine, and
announce
the complete list of official selections for the
forthcoming BoneBat "Comedy
of Horrors" Film Fest, all while
bouncing to a few album favorites Death*Star
and
Burning of I! All this
plus brand new What Pisses Us Off!,
listener feedback,
Filthy
Jokes, and Multimedia Triage reviews
of the novels Legion and Know
No Fear by
Dan Abnett,
and (of course) the game Mass Effect 3
from Bioware,
are yours in this
musk-and-victory-scented episode 83 of The BoneBat Show!
The
BoneBat Show!
02/27/12
Episode 37 of
the Bonehand Heavy Half Hour!
"Februburied!"
Mega Newness, Black Metal Ruminations, Swedish
Supergrouping. Featuring
the music of The
Resistance, Orange Goblin, Desaster, Ceremonial Castings,
Bloodbath,
Zodiac N Black, and
Psycroptic!
02/12/12
Episode 82 of The BoneBat Show!
"By
The Grace of Gord!"
This Episode: Steve and Gord go where
the action is, as they rock the hell out with
Sweden's
The
Hellacopters, go deep with
Chinese knowledge, and spring even more
awesomeness on
you from the forthcoming BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors"
Film Fest! All this
plus
brand new What Pisses Us Off!,
Filthy Jokes, and
Multimedia Triage reviews
of the films
Haywire and
Delhi Belly, and the novels Tiassa
by Steven
Brust and Stephen
King's 11/22/63
stoke your fires
in this hellaciously happening episode 82
of The BoneBat Show!
The
BoneBat Show!
01/29/12
Episode 36 of
the Bonehand Heavy Half Hour!
"Riotous
Remembrance!" A tribute the the music
of Mark Reale and Riot.
01/22/12 Episode 81 of The
BoneBat Show!
"Bat Flag!"
This Episode: Gord
and Steve raise the BoneBat banner high, as they announce
the 2nd
awesome feature to screen this April at the BoneBat "Comedy of
Horrors" Film Fest,
recount stories of wintery peril, and celebrate the
music and history of LA's mighty
BLACK FLAG! All
this plus What Pisses
Us Off!, Filthy
Jokes, Political Ranting,
and reviews of the films Rise of the Planet of the
Apes, 30 Minutes or Less, The
Adventures
of Tintin, Mission Impossible:Ghost Protocol
and Sherlock Holmes:
Game of Shadows, the books
Deliverance Lost by Gav Thorpe and Chuck
Palahniuk's Damned;
the music of Orgone
and Vika Yermolyeva,
the BBC series
Misfits,
and another visit to Skyrim complete an epic
edition of Multimedia
Triage in
this surprisingly satisfying episode 81 of The BoneBat Show!
The
BoneBat Show!

RETRO REVIEW OF THE WEEK! Finntroll, Seattle 2007
Bonehand Reviews at
Gravemusic.com!
Planetary Duality, by
The Faceless [link]
Fathomless Mastery, by Bloodbath [link]
Twilight of the Thunder
God, by
Amon Amarth [link]
Ob(Servant), by Tasmania's Psycroptic [link]
Awaken the Dreamers, by All
Shall Perish [link]
Death Prevails , by Germany's Hackneyed [link]
Summer Slaughter Tour Review
Amanethes, by Tiamat of Sweden. [link]
Holographic Universe from Sweden's Scar Symmetry. [link]
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