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Somehow you have managed to find your way to Bonehand.com. Congratulations on your exceptional
mouse skills & exquisite taste. My intention here is to present something new, every Sunday. Be it fiction,
an essay, work of art, piece of music or even a review, the idea is to bring something to the table that will
interest, entertain or inspire. Perhaps even two of the three.
Any more than that is probably pushing it.

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1/31/10  Episode 39 of The BoneBat Show!
Trektastic!

"The Wrath of Caulk!" 01/31/10

This Episode: Steve and Gord work overtime to make outer space a little more moist
thanks to Sacramento's Star Trek Rock Gods WARP 11! So strap in (and strap on)
for a smoking hot interview with Captain Karl, Kiki, Brian and John, a huge payload
of high octane, sex drenched tunes, and a rapidly expanding ball of "What Pisses Us
Off"! We've also got reviews of Troma's War, a preview of Doug TenNapel's forth-
coming Ghostopolis, and a kiloton of book, movie and music coverage in Multimedia
Triage; more political ranting; and a fresh salvo of Filthy Jokes in this illogically
arousing episode 39 of The BoneBat Show!

The BoneBat Show!

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band on BoneBat? Then why not share it with The
BoneBat Crew! Leave us a voicemail at
206-203-3115
or email the us at steve@bonehand.com and we will address it on our very next
episode! Don't miss your opportunity to vent, BoneBat style!

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1/17/10  Episode 04 of The BoneBat Show, REMIXED!

Episode 04: Stumbling from the Wreckage of '07. First posted 12/09/07

This week: Steve and Gord discuss what pisses them off: the year in review, the curse
of the video game store, bad habits, and how to avoid tiger attacks; all while flipping the
bird to 2007, and meeting the new year at the door in a sexy negligee, martini in hand,
to tunes from TS Holub and Bonehand himself!

Plus, it's all remixed to a lustrous sheen for your listening pleasure! No "Gord-Shot-First"
CGI enhancement BS here. It's all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come to
expect from
BoneBat, but with a few new never-before-heard moments, and it sounds a
WHOLE LOT better. So please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic!

The BoneBat Show!

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01/10/10  Episode 38 of The BoneBat Show!

"End of the Nine" 01/10/10

This Episode: Steve and Gord tackle the glories and lowlights of the year that was, joined
by good friends Brother D and Miss Bren from Mail Order Zombie! The gang goes deep
to cover the best and worse movies, books, music, comics, and video Games from 2009
while revisiting some of their favorite BoneBat Bands from the last year, rounding things
out with "What Pisses Us Off", political ranting and icy jeroboam of Filthy Jokes! Kick
off the new year in style with episode 38 of The BoneBat Show!

The BoneBat Show!

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01/03/10  Episode 03 of The BoneBat Show, REMIXED!

Episode 03: Unemployed Uninformed and Unhinged. First posted 12/09/07

This week: Steve and Gord discuss a stunning lack of job security, the mistaken beliefs
of childhood, and things that piss them off, whilst chilling to the sounds of Sacramento's
freakin' cool San Kazakgascar.  And it's all been remixed to a lustrous sheen for your
listening pleasure! No "Gord-Shot-First"
CGI enhancement BS here. It's all the amateurish
-ness and juvenile humor you've come to
expect from BoneBat, but with a few new
never-before-heard moments, and it sounds
a WHOLE LOT better. So please take this
opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic!


The BoneBat Show!

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12/20/09  Episode 37 of The BoneBat Show!

Episode 37: Silver Balls

This Episode: Warmed by the scorching psychobilly sounds of the Reverend
Horton
Heat, Steve and Gord make with the holiday joy as they stop by for an
interview with Mike McGee and Tamas Jakab, creators of El Gorgo, the world's
most awesome independent comic magazine, and serve up their very own rendition
of the 12 Days of Christmas for your listening pleasure, with an assist from friend
Leemo P!
Additionally, Gord takes an opposing stance on the book "Death Troopers"
while Steve covers "The Name of The Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss and EA Games
Dragon Age: Origins for Multimedia Triage, and a
destined-to-delight sack full of
"What Pisses Us Off", "Just Ask Gord", and "Filthy Jokes of the Week" is delivered
in episode 37 of The BoneBat Show!


The BoneBat Show!

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12/04/09 
Check out Gord's latest article at Davis Life Magazine!

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11/27/09  The latest episode of The BoneBat Show!

Episode 36: Versus

This Episode: It's Steve versus Gord, Gord versus the raccoons, and Modern Warfare 2
versus Left 4 Dead 2 as we go totally game-centric thanks to the amazing sounds of
Metroid Metal!  But that's not all! We get pissed off about
Video Game Controversies, Flu
Shotsand Death Metal Immigration; rant up a political storm; review MW2, L4D2, Star Trek
Blu-Rays and Troma Retro's Mad Dog Morgan in Multimedia Triage; and close out with
a cornucopia of
Filthy Jokes in this most thankful 36th episode of The 2009 Podcast
Award nominated BoneBat Show!

The BoneBat Show!


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11/13/09  Episode 35 of The BoneBat Show!

Episode 35: The Challenge

This Episode: Steve and Gord finally fulfill the promise of their theme song, as they
take up the gauntlet thrown down in a recent Itunes review, bolstered by the monstrously
metallic sounds of San Diego's Goblin Cock! Plus, an examination of the loose wires
in Gord's head, more political ranting, reviews of the latest Arch Enemy release The
Root
Of All Evil and Borderlands from Gearbox/2K Games in Multimedia Triage,
"Just Ask Gord", "What Pisses Us Off", and a plethora of
Filthy Jokes pleasurably
probe your ears in this raunchier than usual
35th episode of The 2009 Podcast Award
nominated BoneBat Show!

The BoneBat Show!

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Sunday 10/25/09: The latest episode of The BoneBat Show!

Episode 34: The Haunt of Beer!

This Episode: Steve and Gord pack your pillowcase once again with all the awesome
Halloween goodness you can handle! Chill to the incredible horror-soaked punkabilly
of Toronto's The Creepshow, as vocalist Sarah Sin joins us for an interview! Thrill to
sounds and smells of a trio of Seattle Haunt Tours, as Steve visits Stocker Farms' Field
of Screams
, the Seattle House of Horrors and Dark Hollow Haunted Forest! Then, hang
with special guest Skamama for an mammoth Multimedia Triage, as the gang reviews
I Sell The Dead, Zombieland, Skeletonwitch's new CD "Breathing the Fire",
the book Death Troopers from Joe Schreiber and Del Rey books, and the DVD's
The Last Horror Film and Pigs in a Troma Retro Spotlight! All this plus pumpkin
economics, Beer, bargains, contests, Filthy Jokes, "Just Ask Gord" and "What Pisses
Us Off" await, in this
ghoulish 34th episode of The BoneBat Show!

The BoneBat Show!

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Also: Bonehand Reviews at Gravemusic.com!

Planetary Duality, by The Faceless [link]
Fathomless Mastery,
by Bloodbath [link]
Twilight of the Thunder God, by Amon Amarth [link]
Ob(Servant)
, by Tasmania's Psycroptic [link]
Awaken the Dreamers, by All Shall Perish [link]
Death Prevails , by Germany's Hackneyed [link]
Summer Slaughter Tour  Review
Amanethes, by Tiamat of Sweden. [link]
Holographic Universe from Sweden's Scar Symmetry. [link]

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