Longer. Harder. Louder. "Hittin' whatever needs to be hit" since 2007
Gord
Steve
A
quarter century in the making, The BoneBat Show
is a tri-weekly joint project from the creators
of Bonehand.com and Mightywombat.com. It is an audio collection of the intermittantly hilarious,
profanity laden musings, declarations and arguments of longtime friends Steve and Gord, set to
original, funky beats, and converted to zeros and ones for your listening pleasure. Please enjoy
responsibly.
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WARNING: BoneBat consists almost entirely of adult language and juvenile content, and as such should not be listened to by: children, adults, the elderly,
anyone who is pregnant or thinking of becoming pregnant, anyone who is having sex right at this moment, the capriciously litigious, the humor-impaired, our
mothers, pigeons, chickens, ducks, or turkeys, costumeless-high-school-age-trick-or-treaters, rats, former employers, parents, telekenesists, little people, the
blind, people who taunt wild animals, the French, crocheters, rapelling sommeliers, dead cats, customer service professionals, clowns, Julie's Dad, PDF's,
GRRM, our children, Gord's Mother-In-Law, residents of West Virginia, women who have had multiple breast implants, dead seals, philatilists, women,
frogs, the developmentally disabled, Cincinnati drivers, Washington Drivers, teenagers, or anyone with a modicum of good taste, sense, and/or dignity.
Listener discretion strongly advised. You have been warned. Don't come bitching to us later.
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of Bonehand.com and Mightywombat.com. It is an audio collection of the intermittantly hilarious,
profanity laden musings, declarations and arguments of longtime friends Steve and Gord, set to
original, funky beats, and converted to zeros and ones for your listening pleasure. Please enjoy
responsibly.
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WARNING: BoneBat consists almost entirely of adult language and juvenile content, and as such should not be listened to by: children, adults, the elderly,
anyone who is pregnant or thinking of becoming pregnant, anyone who is having sex right at this moment, the capriciously litigious, the humor-impaired, our
mothers, pigeons, chickens, ducks, or turkeys, costumeless-high-school-age-trick-or-treaters, rats, former employers, parents, telekenesists, little people, the
blind, people who taunt wild animals, the French, crocheters, rapelling sommeliers, dead cats, customer service professionals, clowns, Julie's Dad, PDF's,
GRRM, our children, Gord's Mother-In-Law, residents of West Virginia, women who have had multiple breast implants, dead seals, philatilists, women,
frogs, the developmentally disabled, Cincinnati drivers, Washington Drivers, teenagers, or anyone with a modicum of good taste, sense, and/or dignity.
Listener discretion strongly advised. You have been warned. Don't come bitching to us later.
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Would you like YOUR band to be featured on The BoneBat Show? If so, then email us at steve(at)bonehand(dot)com.
If we dig it, we will play it!
NEXT EPISODE: May(be) 20th, 2012
Would you like YOUR band to be featured on The BoneBat Show? If so, then email us at steve(at)bonehand(dot)com.
If we dig it, we will play it!
NEXT EPISODE: May(be) 20th, 2012
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NoMeansPunk! - posted 05/05/12
This Episode: Steve and Gord relax from their recent adventures, and tear off a piece
of audio-erotic fixation, as they rant, rave and carry on to pulsing strains of Canadian
punk progressives NoMeansNo! Plus we've got more What Pisses Us Off, a heated
Gord's political rant, a mixed bag of Filthy Jokes, and Multimedia Triage reviews
of the new HBO shows Girls and Veep, the films A Good Old-Fashioned Orgy, Lockout
and Cabin In The Woods, and the latest CD from Orgone The Killion Floor, in this
stripped-down and sexy episode 86 of The BoneBat Show!
Episode Eighty-Six:
This show, we kick things off with the epic "A Little Too High" from NoMeansNo's 2000 CD One, followed by "The
Graveyard Shift" and their cover of The Ramones "Beat on The Brat" from the same release, leading in to our first
featured track "Dad", from NMN's 1986 album Sex Mad. We return to One for one last cut in "Under the Sea", before
our second spotlight tune "Rags and Bones" from the 1991 effort Live + Cuddly, then return to Sex Mad to check out
"Obsessed", the title track, and "Love Thang". 1995's The Worldhood of the World (As Such) is the source of our third
featured cut, as well as succeeding songs "Humans", "Angel or Devil", and "He Learned How To Bleed", before we dip
into 2010's Tour EP 2 for "Perambulate". Appropriately enough, we then return to One for "Hello Goodbye", before
closing with the bands acapella cover of the Dead Kennedys "Forward to Death", as taken from the Alternative
Tentacles compilation Virus 100.
All of the music in Episode 86 was performed by NoMeansNo, used courtesy of their own bad selves. Check them out
at their official site HERE, via their Facebook page HERE, or buy a CD by clicking the coveted cover above.
Be like Steve and Gord, and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!
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Got something that pisses you off? Then why not share it with The BoneBat Crew!
Email the source of your annoyance to steve@bonehand.com or leave us a voice-
mail at 425-296-6557 and we will discuss what pisses YOU off in our very next
episode! Don't miss your opportunity to vent, BoneBat Style!
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A Shot to the Festivals! - posted 04/15/12
This Episode: Steve and Gord deliver an epic preview of the 2012 BoneBat "Comedy of
Horrors" Film Fest, as they interview directors Brett and Drew T. Pierce of Deadheads,
Jesse T. Cook of Monster Brawl, and John LaFlamboy and Mike Bradecich of The
Moleman of Belmont Avenue! Also, Steve mixes things up with reports from NorWesCon
35 and Sakura Con 2012, including an animated interview and amazing sounds from musical
guest Karl "Ultraklyston" Rolson! Plus we've got What Pisses Us Off, Gord's political
rant, Filthy Jokes, and Multimedia Triage reviews of the films The Muppets, The
Terminator, Redline, Love the Beast and latest Astron 6/Troma gorefest Father's Day for
your aural gratification in this cinematically superior episode 85 of The BoneBat Show!
CLICK THE POSTERS ABOVE FOR RED HOT TRAILER-ON-TRAILER ACTION!
Episode Eighty-Five Music:
This show, we kick things off with "Minor Net Celebrity", a brand new cut from Ultraklyston's CD Animatic which juuuust
happens to feature Death*Star, who you should come see play live next Saturday at the BoneBat Comedy of Horrors Film Fest!
We continue our tour of Animatic with "Thesis Statement", "Tap That Deck", and "Con Rave Two Step", leading up to our first
featured track, "OH NO GO GO". We follow that with Animatic's "Bromance Dance" (Feat. Klopfenpop), "These Days", "Non-
Contact", "In The Lab" and "Saturday", before sliding back to 2007's Romance Language for our second spotlight cut, "girls with
glasses". Ultraklystron serves as his own lead in, as we follow our discussion with 3rd featured track "Work It Baby", before
we survey Animatic's "City" (Feat. Random), "Impossible ", "Advice Animal" (Feat. Beefy), "Fujoshi", "3 Dollar Jeans"
(Feat. Rai Kamishiro), "Game On My Back" (Feat. Garrett Hunter), "Unexpected", "Magic Tricks", and "Lifecycle" en route
to our final featured tune, "otaku soundsystem" from 2004's Revision 4920. Next, we complete our offering from Animatic with
"Katawa Tribute" and "Broadcast", before switching to Karl's greatest hits platter Taste Test for "shutter", "sweetest", "on your six",
"gothic lolitas" "absolution", "death won't stop this", "it's the beat", "mahou shonen theme", "hikikomori" and "shoujo n' shonen",
finally shifting vehicles completely for our closing cut "My Foot and Your Ass are Getting Married" from the Moleman of Belmont
Avenue Soundtrack.
All of the music in Episode 85 was performed by Ultraklystron, used courtesy of his own bad self. Check him out at his
official site HERE, via his Facebook page HERE, or buy a CD by clicking the coveted cover above. Be like Steve and
Gord, and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!
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MORE SEATTLE CON/FEST GOODNESS!
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Emerald City, Excelsior! - posted 04/06/12
Art by Tim Seeley! Linked!
This Episode: Gord and Steve make YOURS marvelous, as they bring you a "King" size
episode straight from the aisles of Emerald City Comicon 2012, with incredible interviews
from Chris Roberson and Mike Allred of Vertigo's I, Zombie, Hack/Slash creator Tim
Seeley, The Oatmeal's Matthew Inman, Grendel scribe Matt Wagner, and Robert
Kirkman of The Walking Dead, Cap'ping it all off with thoughts and sounds from Kyle
Stevens of Seattle nerd-rock kings Kirby Krackle! All this plus What Pisses Us Off, Gord
formulates a 2 pronged attack in his political rant, even more Filthy Jokes, and Multimedia
Triage reviews of the books Devil in the White City and Belly of the Beast by Erik Larsen and
Matt Inman's 5 Very Good Reasons to Punch a Dolphin in the Mouth, the film Centurian, and the
end of Mass Effect 3 come to your rescue in this heroic episode 84 of The BoneBat Show!
Episode Eighty-Four Music:
This show, we kick things off with "Take It From Me", from Kirby Krackle's 2010 release, E For Everyone, followed by
"Back to the Beginning", "One of the Guys ", "Naked Wii", and "Marvelous Girls" from 2008's self-titled debut, leading
in to our first featured cut, "Up, Up, Down, Down". We stick with that release for "Villain Song", "Teabagged", and "Zombie
Apocalypse", before jumping to 2012's Super Powered Love for our 2nd featured cut, "Booty Do Math". We then shift back to
E For Everyone for the cuts "Vault 101", "On And On", and "Roll Over (Feat. GMK The Great)", before powering up our 3rd
spotlight track, "Ring Capacity". E For Everyone provides on more track in the super funky "Can I Watch You?", before we
return to the present and Super Powered Love's "Then Again, Maybe Not", the title track, and "Rainbow Bridge". We return to
"E" one last time for 4th featured cut "Great Lakes Avengers", before we close up shop with 2012's "Comic Shop" and our
heroic closing track "I Wanna Live in a World Full of Heroes".
All of the music in Episode 84 was performed by Kirby Krackle, used courtesy of their own bad selves. Check them out
at their official site HERE, via their Facebook page HERE, or pick up a CD by clicking the appropriate cover above.
Be like Steve and Gord, and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!
EMERALD CITY 2012 AWESOMENESS!
Roberson Allred Seeley Oatmeal Wagner Kirkman
ALSO:
Greg Rucka Mike Oeming John Layman 'Nuff Said
As reviewed in this episode's MultiMedia Triage. Click below for more info:
Gord's webtoons, blather and more can be found 24/7 at WWW.MIGHTYWOMBAT.COM
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Return of the BoneBattle! - posted 03/18/12
This Episode: Steve and Gord bring their "A" games, as they take you to the first ever
LIVE BONEBATTLE gaming tournament, learn about international cuisine, and
announce the complete list of official selections for the forthcoming BoneBat "Comedy
of Horrors" Film Fest, all while bouncing to a few album favorites Death*Star and
Burning of I! All this plus brand new What Pisses Us Off!, listener feedback, Filthy
Jokes, and Multimedia Triage reviews of the novels Legion and Know No Fear by
Dan Abnett, and (of course) the game Mass Effect 3 from Bioware, are yours in this
musk-and-victory-scented episode 83 of The BoneBat Show!
Episode Eighty-Three Music:
This episode, we keep it simple: All feature cuts, all the time.
"BoneBattle Theme" by Skiznot, 2011
"Respiration (Inhale)", Death*Star, A New Dope, 2011
"Bear Claw", Burning of I, Nowhere is a Destination, 2009
"Respiration (Exhale)", Death*Star, A New Dope, 2011
"Ivory Tower", Burning of I, Nowhere is a Destination, 2009
"Looking for Group", Death*Star, Fandom Menace, 2010
All of the music in Episode 83 was written and performed by DEATH*STAR and BURNING OF I, used courtesy
of their own bad selves. Check 'em out by clicking the covers above, or join us at the BONEBAT FILM FEST, see
them both LIVE, and pick up a copy! Be like Steve and Gord and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!
As reviewed in this episode's MultiMedia Triage. Click below for more info:
Gord's webtoons, blather and more can be found 24/7 at WWW.MIGHTYWOMBAT.COM
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By The Grace of Gord - posted 02/12/12
This Episode: Steve and Gord go where the action is, as they rock the hell out
with Sweden's The Hellacopters, go deep with Chinese knowledge, and spring
even more awesomeness on you from the forthcoming BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors"
Film Fest! All this plus brand new What Pisses Us Off!, Filthy Jokes, and Multi-
media Triage reviews of the films Haywire and Delhi Belly, and the novels Tiassa
by Steven Brust and Stephen King's 11/22/63 stoke your fires in this hellaciously
happening episode 82 of The BoneBat Show!
Episode Eighty-Two Music:
This episode, we spark things off with "(Gotta get Some Action) NOW!", the scorching opener from The Hellacopters
1996 debut Supershitty To The Max!, followed by "24h Hell", "Fire, Fire, Fire", "Bore Me", "Tab", "How Could I Care",
"Didn't Stop Us", "Random Riot", "Fake Baby", "Ain't No Time", and "Such a Blast". Then we jump ahead to 1997 and
our first featured cut, "Soulseller", from Payin' The Dues. We follow up with
and "Hey!" from the same release, before roaring ahead to 1999's Grande Rock for our second spotlight tune, "The
Devil Stole The Beat From The Lord". We forge ahead with that rounder's "Action De Grâce", "Alright Already Now",
"Move Right Out Of Here", and "Welcome To Hell", before backtracking to Payin' The Dues for "Where the Action Is".
We then wind things down with Grande Rock's "The Electric Index Eel" and "Paul Stanley", and our closer from
Supershitty to the Max!, "Born Broke".
All of the music in Episode 82 was written and performed by THE HELLACOPTERS, used courtesy of SUB POP
Records, and their own bad selves. Check 'em out at HELLACOPTERS. COM, or snatch up a CD by clicking the
covers above. Be like Steve and Gord and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!
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"Bat Flag!" - posted 01/22/12
This Episode: Gord and Steve raise the BoneBat banner high, as they announce the 2nd
awesome feature to screen this April at the BoneBat "Comedy of Horrors" Film Fest,
recount stories of wintery peril, and celebrate the music and history of LA's mighty
BLACK FLAG! All this plus What Pisses Us Off!, Filthy Jokes, Political Ranting,
and reviews of the films Rise of the Planet of the Apes, 30 Minutes or Less, The
Adventures of Tintin, Mission Impossible:Ghost Protocol and Sherlock Holmes:
Game of Shadows, the books Deliverance Lost by Gav Thorpe and Chuck
Palahniuk's Damned, the music of Orgone and Vika Yermolyeva, the BBC series
Misfits, and another visit to Skyrim complete an epic edition of Multimedia Triage in
this surprisingly satisfying episode 81 of The BoneBat Show!
Black Flag Live. Photo by Glen E. Friedman
Episode Eighty-One Music:
This episode, we kick things off with "Rise Above", the classic opener from 1981's Damaged by Black Flag, followed
by "Spray Paint", "Six Pack", "What I See", "TV Party", "Thirsty and Miserable", "Police Story", "Depression", "Room
13" and "Damaged II", before jumping to 1985 for our first featured cut, "Black Coffee" from Slip It In. We then check
out the title cut from 1984's My War, before digging in to 1985's Loose Nut in earnest with the title track, "Bastard In
Love", "Annihilate This Week" and "Best One Yet". Next, it's on to our second featured tune, "Drinking and Driving"
from the 1985 release, In My Head,. We follow up with more from that particular rounder in the excellent "Paralyzed",
"The Crazy Girl", "In My Head", "I Can See You", and "Retired At 21", before we close with the epic "Slip It In/
Gimme Gimme Gimme" from the 1986 live masterpiece Who's Got The 10 1/2?
All of the music
in Episode 81 was written and
performed by the BLACK FLAG used courtesy of SST Records and
their own bad selves. Check 'em out at SSTSUPERSTORE.COM, via their Facebook Page HERE, or pick up a CD
by clicking the covers above. Be like Steve and Gord and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!
As reviewed in this episode's Multi Media Triage. Click below for more info:
their own bad selves. Check 'em out at SSTSUPERSTORE.COM, via their Facebook Page HERE, or pick up a CD
by clicking the covers above. Be like Steve and Gord and SUPPORT INDEPENDENT MUSIC!
As reviewed in this episode's Multi Media Triage. Click below for more info:
The amazing music of Vika Yermolyeva can be found at VKGOESWILD.COM
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