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A quarter century in the making, The BoneBat Show is a joint project from the creators of
Bonehand.com and Mightywombat.com, and is an audio collection of the intermittantly hilarious,
profanity laden musings, declarations and arguments of longtime friends Steve and Gord, set to
original, funky beats, and converted to zeros and ones for your listening pleasure. Please enjoy
responsibly.
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WARNING:  Bone/Bat consists almost entirely of adult language and juvenile content, and as such should not be listened to by:
children, adults, the elderly, anyone who is pregnant or thinking of becoming pregnant, anyone who is having sex right at this moment, the
capriciously litigious, the humor-impaired, our mothers, pigeons, chickens, ducks, or turkeys, costumeless-high-school-age-trick-or-treaters, rats,
former employers, parents, telekenesists, little people, the blind, people who taunt wild animals, the French, crocheters, rapelling sommeliers,
dead cats, customer service professionals, clowns, Julie's Dad, PDF's, GRRM, our children, Gord's Mother-In-Law,  residents of West Virginia,
rude kids, dead seals, philatilists, women, frogs, the developmentally disabled, Cincinatti drivers, or anyone with a modicum of good taste,
sense, and/or dignity. Listener discretion strongly advised. You have been warned. Don't come bitching to us later.
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EPISODE FIFTEEN "The Great Pit of Cartoons" - posted 10/05/08
                   
This Episode: Steve and Gord throw themselves into The Great Pit of Cartoons, where
they discover a new definition of pain and suffering as they discuss kid-oriented things
that piss them off, giggle at child profanity, spew a few more filthy jokes, and slowly
digest seventy-some years of amazing animation, all amidst the Star Wars-ian Darth
Metal grandeur of the UK's mighty Anchorhead! [Link]

Want to discuss this Episode? Join the BoneBat Forum today!

Episode Fifteen Music:    

"Shredisode IV", "Imperial March", "Shredisode V (edit)", "Return of the Shredi (edit)", and "Shredisode IV (edit)".
All music by Anchorhead, courtesy of  their own bad selves.  You can check out Anchorhead's MySpace HERE. 

Gord's column Suburban Scrawl can be found monthly in the online magazine Davis Life. [Link]

Got something that pisses you off? Then why not share it with the Bone/Bat Crew!
Email the source of your annoyance to steve@bonehand.com or leave us a voicemail
at 206-339-3360 and we will discuss what pisses YOU off in our very next episode!
Don't miss your opportunity to vent, Bone/Bat style!

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EPISODE FOURTEEN "Anno Comedi" - posted 09/21/08

                          

This Episode: Skamama rejoins Steve and Gord to celebrate one whole year of heat-
crazed audio debauchery, as they unveil their new theme song, hear from a few friends,
discuss homeowner annoyances, traffic trouble, kids taking the law into their own hands
and censorship, tell a few dirty jokes, and thank everyone they can think of, all to the
amazing garage-rockin' sounds of Seattle's The Whore Moans! [Link]

Want to discuss this Episode? Join the BoneBat Forum today!

Episode Fourteen Music:    

"Beware, the Wolf Spider", "X-Ray Eyes", "Power of Pride",  "Disappear", "I Say Blood Three Times", "The Headstone
Stomp", "I Have a Knife", "Sweet as a Peach", "I Hope You Roll Your Car on the Freeway", "5250 Blur", and
"Some Kinda Hate", all but the latter taken from the CD Watch Out For This Thing on Wizard House Recordings.

All music by The Whore Moans, courtesy of  Jonny and their own bad selves. The Whore Moans' first full-length album
Watch Out For This Thing is out now! You can pick it up at: 

Singles Going Steady

Easy Street Records

Sonic Boom Records

Or click the cover below to buy it right this very minute at CD Baby!. Get your ass in gear!


                     
Gord's column Suburban Scrawl can be found monthly in the online magazine Davis Life. [Link]

Julie's new book UNCOMMON CROCHET is NOW on sale, and can be purchased  here at Powell's.com,
or at finer bookshops everywhere.

        

Got something that pisses you off? Then why not share it with the Bone/Bat Crew!
Email the source of your annoyance to steve@bonehand.com or leave us a voicemail
at 206-339-3360 and we will discuss what pisses YOU off in our very next episode!
Don't miss your opportunity to vent, Bone/Bat style!

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EPISODE THIRTEEN "Filthy Rotten Luck" - posted 08/24/08

This Episode: Steve and Gord are joined in studio by BJ, Chad, Jeramee and Aubrey
of Seattle death merchants I Rot [Link], where they ratchet up the raunch factor
exponentially, discuss drawbacks of the English language and transportation, learn a
little band history, bow to The Metal, give away another free CD, and close out with
a filthy joke free-for-all, as Gord struggles with sound quality and Steve does his level
best to wear out the F-word.

  
BJ of I ROT/Vocals, in studio                                                                    Aubrey of I ROT/Drums, in studio

 
Chad of I ROT/Bass, and that Steve guy                                Jeramee of I ROT/Guitars 

Episode Thirteen Music:

"Can You Tell", "The Most Horrible", "Vicarious",  "Monsters On The Hill", "Death Merchant 2008", "Travelin' Man",
"Violence in Human Form", "Patience", "Lines to Cross", "Whoregun Grinder", Kill Everything" and "Hell Has Come",
taken from the CD's I ROT and Kill Everything [Review] respectively.

All music by I ROT, courtesy of  their own bad selves.  Click the banner below to check 'em out.

                      

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EPISODE TWELVE "The Happysode" - posted 07/27/08

This Episode, it's all about the good life, as Steve and Gord discuss some of their favorite
things, including beer, sex, true wildlife stories, comic book movies, good music and where
to find it, and filthy jokery; and digress to fondle the letter B while ruminating on the seedier
side of Sesame Street.
  
This episode's music comes courtesy of Seattle's incredible Optimus Rhyme! [Link].
This band is amazing, so buy their CD's, now!

Episode Twelve Music:
"AutoBeat Airbus", "Super Shiny Metal", "Obey The Moderator", "Fuzzy Dice", 'Ford vs. Chevy", "Precognito",
"Slippery", "Cybernetic Circuits", "LEDs", "Ping Pong Song", "Ergonomic", "Sick Day" and "My Piroshky"  by
Optimus Rhyme, [Link] [MySpace], taken from the CDs Optimus Rhyme and School the Indie Rockers on
Narcofunk Records, available through CDBaby.com.  Click HERE or on the covers below to buy!

                                      
                          
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EPISODE ELEVEN "Spunk and Disorderly!" - posted 07/06/08

This Episode: Steve and Gord are joined by Jorge Meneses of Barefoot Barnacle [Link]
and let loose with their crudest effort yet, as they get pissed-off all over again, recount tales
of the dreaded frijole pit, discuss the travails of green commuting, mock the bass player,
peep a few summer flicks, and blow their load of filthy jokes.
This episode's music comes courtesy of Seattle's Hunab Ku. [Link].

   
Steve and Jorge in Studio                                                  Special Guest, Jorge Meneses          Gord in the Studio

Episode Eleven Music:
"Midnight Assassin", "Houdini's Achilles Heel", "Cloud of Synthetic Locusts", "Murmurs of Asmodai", "The Departure",
"Pecking Out my Stained Glass Eyes", and "Teetering on the Edge of Nothingness", by Hunab Ku, [Link], originally taken
from the CD The Gaze Inward [Review], on Blacksheep records.  Click HERE or on the cover below to buy!

Additionally, the re-recorded versions heard on this show feature new guitarist Luke Jaeger, and can be purchased
directly from the band at their [MySpace]. All music used courtesy of Mike, Luke and Hunab Ku.  

                          

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EPISODE TEN "Aggro E Olio: The Pissed-Off Extended Dance Mix" - posted 06/15/08

This Episode: Steve and Gord double their usual length (and quadruple their girth) by
presenting the first ever BoneBat Pissed-Off -Off, a veritable lightning round of rage,
annoyance, and pique. Plus, they review the importance of handing out your correct
work number, give away a free CD, and offend everyone with "the Filthy Joke of the
Week". This episode's accompaniment of anger comes courtesy of Seattle's I ROT. [Link].

Episode Ten Music:
"Death Merchant 2008", "Vicarious", "Can You Tell", "The Most Horrible", "Monsters On The Hill", "Travelin' Man",
"Andrea's Daycare", "Violence in Human Form", "Patience", "Lines to Cross", "Nothing Left But Murder", "Death
Merchant", "Whoregun Grinder", Kill Everything" and "Hell Has Come", taken from the CD's I ROT and Kill Everything
[Review] respectively. All music by I ROT, courtesy of  BJ and their own bad selves.  Click the Pic to check 'em out.



Pinto Gigante can be found by clicking the banner below. It whizzes all over every other metal podcast,
even when tardy.   

                                 

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EPISODE NINE "Nostalgia, Grievance and Orifii" - first posted  05/25/08

 
A few Topps "Weird Wheels" cards, as found in the Brandedinthe80s Blog. [Link]

This Episode: Steve and Gord look back at some cool junk from the past, gripe
about childhood chores, listen to awesome Midwest Ska, assess the early crop of summer
movies, and achieve a measure of clown closure. This episode's music comes courtesy
of Michigan's now-defunct Parka Kings [Link].

Thanks for the great music fellas, you are missed!

Episode Nine Music:
"City Limits", "Two-Tone Beat", "Whiskey Wine and Roserys", "Hip Ska", "Casino City", "Radio Song", "American CPS",
"Spring Ahead", "Dish or Die", "Slow Me Down", "Mob Boss", "Jacked", "One By One" and "Kidnapped", taken from the
CD's 23 Skidoo and Beinvenidos! by The Parka Kings on the Jump Up! Ska label. [Link] Both are now sadly out of print.


                                             

As mentioned in this month's Bone/Bat: Pigeons , by Gonzalo Ferreyra

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