A quarter
century in
the making, The BoneBat Show is a tri-weekly joint project from the
creators of
Bonehand.com
and Mightywombat.com,
and is an audio collection of the
intermittantly hilarious,profanity laden
musings, declarations
and arguments of
longtime friends Steve and Gord,
set to original, funky beats, and converted
to
zeros
and
ones
for
your
listening
pleasure.
Please
enjoy
responsibly.
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WARNING:
BoneBat consists
almost entirely of adult language and juvenile content, and as such
should not be listened to by: children, adults, the
elderly, anyone
who is pregnant or thinking of becoming
pregnant, anyone who is having
sex
right at this moment, the capriciously litigious, the humor-impaired,
our
mothers, pigeons, chickens, ducks, or turkeys,
costumeless-high-school-age-trick-or-treaters, rats,
former employers,
parents, telekenesists, little people, the blind,
people who taunt wild animals, the French, crocheters, rapelling
sommeliers, dead cats, customer service professionals, clowns, Julie's
Dad,
PDF's,
GRRM, our children, Gord's
Mother-In-Law, residents of
West Virginia, rude kids, dead seals, philatilists, women, frogs, the
developmentally
disabled, Cincinatti drivers, or
anyone with a modicum
of
good
taste, sense,
and/or dignity. Listener discretion strongly advised. You have been
warned. Don't come bitching
to us later.
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THIRTY
"Comic-Con-Clusion!" -
posted 08/09/09

This
Episode: Steve
and
Gord
return
with
part
2
of
their
coverage
from
San
Diego
Comic-Con
2009, and it's all about the video games as they touch base with
Dave
Grossman of Telltale Games regarding Tales of Monkey Island;
chat
with
Dan Paladin
and Tom Fulp about Game 3 from
The Behemoth, and
discuss Left
4
Dead
2
with
Valve's Chet
Faliszek; while powered up with the 8-bit backing of Barefoot
Barnacle!
All this plus "What Pisses Us Off " and another round of Filthy Jokes
are up in episode
30 of The BoneBat Show!
For more info on Comic-Con 2009, head to their site
HERE. For
more pix, get thee to the
Flickr
page!
Episode
Thirty
Music:
This episode features the click tracks that will
form the foundation of the forthcoming CD from Barefoot Barnacle.
The titles in order are : "The
Beauty
of
Bestiality", "Beer and
Lotion",
"Comments from the Peanut
Gallery", "Sea Enemy",
"Severe Anal
Regurgitation" and "Urine Feces",
then we hit replay before closing out on "Beauty".
All
music
in
Episode
30
performed
by
Barefoot
Barnacle,
used courtesy of Jorge and their own
bad selves. Check
'em out at their
MySpace HERE, or
click
the image below, and watch this space for news of their impending CD!
Be
like Steve
and Gord, and
SUPPORT INDEPENDENT
MUSIC!
Tank Music was created by Xenogenocide, Check it out HERE. Credits
to
Valve/Turtle
Rock
Studios
for
the
original
track.

Click the links below for more info on this
episode's
awesome interview guests!
Inteviews! The Behemoth Newgrounds Tales of Monkey Island Left 4 Dead 2
Also! GI
Joe:
Rise
of
Cobra Dante's Inferno Castle Crashers
Alien Hominid
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TWENTY NINE
"Comic-Con-Cussion!"
-
posted
08/02/09
This
Episode: Steve
and
Gord
descend
upon
San
Diego
for
Comic-Con
2009, and
YOU ARE THERE! PONDER as Steve and Gord interview Doug TenNaple, author
of the comics Creature
Tech and Power
Up, and creator of the game Earthworm
Jim!
LEARN Walking Dead
auteur Robert Kirkman's upcoming plans as you bask in the glory
of a poorly recorded panel! LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF five seconds at a time,
thanks to
the fine folks at 5secondfilms.com!
ROCK
VICARIOUSLY
to
the
unparalleled
nerdcore
flow of MC Frontalot, YTCracker and MC Lars in a recap of Aftercon '09! ENVY as
G&S cavort with smoking hot booth babes! All this and more, washed
down
with an icy
cold flagon of metal from Salem OR's own Dusks Embrace, is on tap for your
sheer
listening enjoyment in episode 29 of The BoneBat Show! Excelsior!
For more info on Comic-Con 2009, head to their site
HERE. For
more pix, get thee to the
Flickr
page!
Episode
Twenty
Nine
Music:
We kick the show off with "Paradigm Shift", the
title
track off the debut CD from Dusk's
Embrace. This is
followed
by "Ragnarok", "Failure
Within", Deperate Solitude", "Hollow Thoughts" and "Counting the
Rosaries", and this
episode's featured cut "Reality's Thorn". Next up, it's "A Dark
Revelation", "Reverie", "Forever Morphing",
"Closure", "Shadows in the Mist" and "Amongst the Fallen Ruins", before
we close out by revisiting "Paradigm Shift".
All
music
in
Episode
29
performed
by
Dusk's Embrace,
taken from the CD Paradigm
Shift, and used courtesy of Josh
and their own
bad selves. Check 'em out at
their
MySpace HERE,
or
click
the image below to purchase Paradigm Shift
from CDBABY.COM! Be
like
Steve
and
Gord,
and
SUPPORT INDEPENDENT
MUSIC!

Click these links for more info on this episodes
incredible guests and shout-outs!
Inteviews and Panels! Doug TenNapel Robert
Kirkman 5 Second
Films
From Aftercon '09! MC
Frontalot YTCracker MC Lars
Cyanide and Happiness
Also! Blackest
Night
at
DC Saturday Morning Breakfast Cereal Spike & Mike
Dr. Tran!
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TWENTY EIGHT
"Burning
Sensation!"
-
posted
07/05/09
This Episode: Steve and
Gord are joined in studio by Duvall WA's own Burning of I,
who premiere 3 scorching new slabs of twisted metal from their
forthcoming release
Nowhere is a
Destination for your listening pleasure,
jump in head first for a round
of beers, Filthy Jokes and "What Pisses Us Off", and listen intently as
Steve and Gord
extol the virtues of Voivod's Infini, the Ghostbusters video game and the BBC
America show Top Gear in Multimedia Triage! Finally,
Steve and family hit Fremont
for the "Red White and Dead" zombie walk, and YOU ARE THERE! You'd have
to
be lacking a pulse to miss Episode 28 of The BoneBat Show!
Episode
Twenty Eight Music:
"TK1" from the forthcoming CD Nowhere is a Destination
opens and
closes
the show, followed by "Slimpleton",
"A Shaky Declaration"and
"Party Charge" from the 2006 EP A Small Little Shack in
a Great Big Wet Messy
Nothing, which can be
downloaded for free HERE. This is
followed by the featured cut, 'Three Sheets to the Trim",
also from Nowhere.
Then we returrn to A Small Little Shack...
for "AloeVera" and "Nougat". Our
second
featured cut is "Norway 1993", also from Nowhere is a Destination.
Next up "Thirty Stairs" and
"Machete Suppository"
which can also be downloaded gratis from Burning of I's offical site HERE: Then we revisit "Slimpleton"
and
"Party Charge" before we
come full circle with "TK1".
All
music
in
episode
28
by
Burning of I,
used courtesy of their own
bad selves. Check out the band
at burningofI.com
HERE ,
at their MySpace HERE.
Or
by
clicking
the
banner
below.
Watch this space for purchasing info for
Nowhere is a Destination,
or
join
BoI at Pete's Bar and
Grill in Carnation on August 7th for their cd release party!
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and Gord, and
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TWENTY SEVEN
"Two
Pantfuls
of
Terror!"
-
posted
06/14/09
This
Episode: Steve
enters
the
creepy
old
house
alone,
to
present
complete
coverage
of
Crypticon 2009, live from Seattle! Highlights include greetings from Dawn of The Dead
star Ken Foree and Troma
studio head Lloyd Kaufman;
interviews with actor Tom
Atkins of Night
of
the
Creeps and Hack/Slash
creator Tim Seeley; a lengthy sitdown
with creature actor extraordinaire Doug
Jones of Hellboy
and Pan's
Labyrinth fame;
and an official review of the Norwegian Nazi Zombie cinematic epic Dead Snow!
Is that it? Not even close! Brother D
of Mail Order Zombie drops in
for a con
postgame conversation, Seattle's Barefoot
Barnacle make with their brand of musical
metallic madness, and the ever-stalwart Gord stands by with the
shotgun for snappy
comebacks, Filthy Jokes and a round of What Pisses Us Off! For those
counting, this
marks our first ever shows in back-to-back weeks, so do not miss the
foul horror
that
is episode 27 of The BoneBat Show!
For more info on Crypticon 2009, head to their site
HERE. For
further
coverage, go to
Seattle-Geekly!
Episode
Twenty
Seven
Music:
In order: The madness begins with Bonehand
fave "Beer and Lotion",
followed by "Sea Enemy", "The Beauty of
Bestiality", prime featured cut "Urine Feces, "Severe Anal
Regurgitation", Kattywhompus","Mike The Headless
Chicken", "Pubic Pig Tales", and "Comments from the Peanut Gallery",
before we return to the "Beer and Lotion"
from whence we came.

All
music
in
Episode
27
performed
by
Barefoot
Barnacle,
used courtesy of Jorge and their own
bad selves. Check
'em out at their
MySpace HERE, or
click
the image below, and watch this space for news of their impending CD!
Be
like Steve
and Gord, and
SUPPORT INDEPENDENT
MUSIC!
Check out the following links for more info on this week's many
incredible guests!
Ken
Foree
Lloyd Kaufman
and Troma
Films
The Doug Jones Experience
Tom Atkins
Tim
Seeley
and
Hack/Slash
at
Devil's
Due
Mail
Order Zombie
Bonehand and Brother D lookin' to kick some zombie ass at
Crypticon 2009. Photo courtesy of the Night Zero graphic novel avail at
Nightzero.com
Zombie Movie from
2Chums
can be downloaded
HERE off of Steam!
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TWENTY SIX
"Dine
Hard!
-
posted
06/07/09
This
Episode: Steve,
Gord
and
special
guest
Julie
talk
about
food
and
drink
too
much
beer, all while skanking to the beat of St. Louis Ska kings MU330!
Hungry for more?
How about a full plate of What Pisses Us Off, a heaping helping of
Multimedia Triage,
a side of listener feedback, and a fresh batch of Filthy Jokes? And to
top things off, for
dessert Steve and Gord interview Josh
Eisenstadt, Director of the new to DVD film
release Dark Reel! It's a
full-on feast for the ears in episode 26 of The BoneBat Show!
Want to discuss this
Episode?
Join the BoneBat
Forum
today!
Episode
Twenty
Six
Music:
In order: the show begins and ends with the
BRILLIANT"Hoosier Love",
before we continue our run through the
band's 1994 deput Press
with "Fleeba", "Bagelbird",
"Spilled My Drink", "Press", "Didgits",
"Danska",
"Captain"
and "Safety Boots". We jump to 1996's Chumps On Parade
for our first song break with "Fried Chicken", before
returning to close out Press with
"Kong" and "Fist Fulla Nuts". Then we hit Chumps hard with
"Wide Awake",
"State o
Mind", "Fat and Married", "Curse",
"Since the Short-Long's Gone",
"LA", "Rok", and "Get Away from
That Table", before returning to Press for our
second tune break "Stuff". Then it's all Chumps til the
end with
"Johnny
Dumbjokes", "Hang Tuff, Hold Tight", "Cursed Again", "So
Far" and "Punisher/Downtown".
All
music
in
Episode
26
performed
by
MU330,
used courtesy of Ted Moll and their own
bad selves. Pick up their
cd's at the bands official source
at www.MU330.com
HERE , check 'em out at their
MySpace HERE, or click
the
image below to purchase their
stuff direct
from downloadpunk.com! Be
like Steve
and Gord, and
SUPPORT INDEPENDENT
MUSIC!
Click HERE
to check out the official site for Josh
Eisenstadt's film Dark Reel,
or
click
the
image
below
to purchase a copy on DVD!
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TWENTY FIVE
"Awkward!"
-
posted
05/17/09

This
Episode: Steve
and
Gord
recall
golden
moments
of
personal
awkwardness
and social retardation, while singing the praises of the terminally
funky Lefties
Soul Connection! But
that's not all! Gord gets deep on the concept of the Credit
Default Swap in his nameless political rant, Steve gushes all over the
new Star
Trek Movie in Multimedia Triage, awesome voicemails are aired, and the
usual
"What Pisses Us Off" and Filthy Jokes are on display in Episode 25 of
The
BoneBat Show!
Episode
Twenty Five Music:
In order: "Fais Do-Do" from 2007's Skimming The Skum
opens
and closes
the show, followed by
“Paul
Newman”, “Get Back (Drum & Clap)”, “Loose
Change”, “12 Inch Rims”, “Skimming The Skum”,
“Chop It!", “Freaky Frankie”, and " The Chank" from the
same
release. Our featured cut this week is
the amazing latest single and Sonics cover "Have Love Will Travel, now
available through Itunes.
We return to Skimming The Skum
for “Funky
Chick”, “Move What You Got”, and “Sling
Shot Pt.2”,
before we dig deep into the 2006 CD Hutspot for
the cuts “Doin' The Thing”, “Sling Shot”,
“Peacock
Strut”, “V2”, “Bouncing
Ball”, “Generator Oil”, “Bam Bam”, “Welly Wanging” ,
“Hutspot”,
and
“Organ
Donor”. Then we revisit "Fais Do-Do" to close things out.
All
music
in
Episode
25
performed
by
Lefties
Soul Connection,
used courtesy of their own
bad selves. Check
out the band
at www.leftiessoulconnection.com
HERE ,
or at their MySpace HERE.
Or click the Image below.
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and Gord, and
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TWENTY FOUR
"The
BoneBat
Guide
to
Life"
-
posted
04/26/09
This
Episode: Steve
and
Gord
share
a
few
of
their
philosophies
on
life,
backed
by
the
sonic badassery of New York garage rock legends The
Fuzztones! Additionally, Gord
lays out his latest get rich quick scheme in sticky, graphic detail and
institutes a
banking bailout of his own; The boys share even more filthy jokes and
things that piss
them off; Vaughn of MPM fires back
via voicemail, and Quantum of Solace,
Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan's forthcoming novel The Strain, Christopher
Moore's book A Dirty Job and new CD Supersuckers XX all get
reviewed in
Multimedia Triage! DO NOT miss Episode 24 of The BoneBat Show!


Episode
Twenty
Four
Music:
In order: "Strychnine" from 1986's incredible Lysergic Emanations
(BUY!)opens
and
closes
the
show,
followed
by
"1-2-5", " Gotta Get Some", "Journey to Tyme", Ward 81", "Radar Eyes",
"Highway 69", and "She's Wicked"
from the same album. Our first musical break features "Gardens of My
Mind" from 2009's Horny
As
Hell,
before we grab one last track from Lysergic Emanations with The Sonics cover "Cinderella".
Next
we
visit
the 1989 rareties compilation The Creatures That Time
Forgot (BUY!) for
the
bands
first
ever
single
"Bad
News
Travels Fast", "Brand New Man" and The
Sonics "The Witch". Our second featured tune is the '09 remake
of She's Wicked, also off Horny As Hell,
followed by "99th Floor" and "Green Slime" from Creatures.
Finally, we jump to latest
release Horny As
Hell (BUY!)
for the tunes "Brand
New
Man",
"Third
Times
The Charm", "I Never Knew", "Yeah Babe", and "Johnson
in
a
Headlock",
before
closing the
show with
"Jack The Ripper", "Cellar
Dweller",
"
Goin'
to
a
Graveyard"
and
The Fuzztones take on Roky
Erickson's
"Night of the Vampire" from their 1992 effort Monster A-Go-Go. (BUY!)
All
music
in
Episode
24
performed
by
The
Fuzztones,
used courtesy of Rudi Protrudi and their own
bad
selves. Check out the band
at Fuzztones.net HERE ,
or at their MySpace HERE.
Or
click
the
Image
below.
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and Gord, and
SUPPORT INDEPENDENT
MUSIC!
Click
HERE to
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Night Of The
Living Podcast!
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TWENTY THREE
"Disappointed!"
-
posted
04/05/09
This Episode: Steve and
Gord get pissed off about oil changes and bad movie seats,
discuss how far they could trust their clones, and catalog a metric ton
of disappointment,
coming through virtually unscathed thanks to the sensational sounds of
Midwestern
super Ska masters Mustard Plug!
Additionally, Gord whacks politically,
Steve reviews
the new Grindhouse
Releasing DVD of Lucio Fulci’s “Cat In The Brain”
for Multimedia
Triage, a new Mustard Plug single is unveiled, and The BoneBat Filthy
Joke Contest is
brought to a Happy Ending in Episode 23 of The BoneBat Show!
Episode
Twenty
Three
Music:
In order: "Mister Smiley" from the amazing Big Daddy Multitude
opens and closes
the show, followed by
"We Want The Mustard" and "Butcher's Mop" from Skapacolypse Now
(BUY!)..
Then
it's
back
to
Big Daddy
Multitude for
"Skank by Numbers", "Too Stoopid", "Dysfunktional", "Alone",
"Summertime", "Brain on Ska",
and "Insomnia". (BUY!); Next
up, we unveil our first featured track, the brand new "Waiting Room"
single,
a cover from Ian MacKaye's Fugazi. This
is
followed
by
Mustard Plug's
take on "The Freshman" by the Verve
Pipe, B-side from the "You" single, as well as "Mendoza", "Go" ,
and "Miss Michigan", all from Evildoers
Beware (BUY!).
Our
second
featured
cut
is
"Thigh
High
Nylons",
again
from Big Daddy Multitude,
followed
by "You" and "Beer Song" from Evildoers.
Then
we
jump
to
Pray
For Mojo (BUY!)
with the tunes "Send You
Back",
"Everything Girl","Away from Here", "Yesterday"
and "We're Gunna take On The World". Then it's on
to "Not Enough", "The Park" , "Already
Gone",
"Safe"
and
"Over
The Edge” from Yellow Number 5
(BUY!) ,
before we close out with "Hit Me! Hit Me!", "Copasetic", and
"On and On" from their latest release, 2007's
In Black and White. (BUY!).
All
music
in
episode
23
by
Mustard Plug,
used courtesy of Hopeless Records, Jim Hofer, and their own
bad
selves. Check out the band
at mustardplug.com HERE ,
at
their
MySpace
HERE.
Better
yet, to go to
InterPunk.com, and set yourself up with a couple
of their incredible CD's. To purchase digital songs/albums,
go to DownloadPunk.com. To purchase the new Big Daddy
Multitude on vinyl, go to Asbestos Records.
Mustard Plug's new DVD, Never Get Out Of The
Van can also be purchased HERE,
or at InterPunk.com, or
at a store near you on 5/19!
Or click
the
image below to go straight to Mustard Plug's Merch page! Be like Steve
and Gord, and
SUPPORT
INDEPENDENT MUSIC!
Click HERE
to purchase a copy of Lucio Fulci's "Cat In The Brain", the latest DVD
from Grindhouse
Releasing!
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TWENTY TWO
"Hole-istic!" -
posted 03/15/09

This Episode: Steve and Gord dive brainfirst
into the musical madness of Texan
rock legends The Butthole Surfers!
Along
the
way
they
rant
about
the
housing
crisis, teach little kids how to swear, review "The
Watchmen", spew a few more
Filthy Jokes, kick off a related new contest, and air a guest "What
Pisses Us
Off"
from Motion Picture Massacre's Vaughn K! So what are you waiting for?
Episode
Twenty Two Music:
In order: "Sweat Loaf" from the epic Locust Abortion
Technician opens and closes
the episode, followed by
"Bar-B-Que Pope" and "Something" from Butthole Surfers;
"Hey"
and
"Cowboy
Bob"
from
Live
PCPPEP
(BUY!); "Dum Dum",
"Woly Boly","Butthole Surfers" and "Lady Sniff" from Psychic Powerless
Another
Man's Sac.
Featured
tune
"Human
Cannonball"
was
also
taken
from
Locust Abortion
Technician , as was
succeding tunes "USSA",
"The
O-Men",
"Kuntz” and "Graveyard". This is followed by
"Creep In the Celler"
and "Moving To Florida" from Rembrandt
Pussyhorse/Creamed Corn from The Socket of Davis , "Jimi",
taken from
the 1991
release Hairway
To Steven , and "The Bong Song" from 1983's Widowermaker EP, which
is
included on the Latino Buggerveil reissue of Piouhgd. (BUY!).
All
music
by
the
Butthole Surfers,
used courtesy of Latino Buggerveil Records, King Coffey, and their own
bad
selves. Check out the band
at ButtholeSurfers.Com HERE ,
at
their
MySpace
HERE.
Better
yet,
click
the
image
below to purchase CDs direct from the band! Be like Steve and Gord, and
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