When I first started Bonehand.com six months ago, it
was
merely my own humble effort to establish a freeform,
hand-crafted outlet for my friends and I to express ourselves
creatively. I had no hope
whatsoever that it would
ever develop any sort of a following. However, in recent weeks
the sheer volume of
wonderful feedback and
encouragement that has
been cramming my email box has been overwhelming! So much so,
that I can think of
no better way to repay your kindness than by answering
your mail!
----Original
Message-----
From: terri
Sent: June 15, 2007
Hi
It`s terri again. Will
you ever contact me? I made those nude pictures especially for you! If
you
wanna see them just drop me a
line!
Terri,
Thank you so much for your support of Bonehand.com!
I’m
sure you look lovely nude, but as I mentioned
previously, I am happily married.
Please pass this message on to Randi, Candi, and Cherri as well!
----Original
Message-----
From: Julie,
Sent: June 26, 2007
Hey
Steve,
Can you pick
up some coffee on your way home?
Nicely Played! Clearly this is a reference to my
story
Morning Routine, in which coffee plays a key
role
as my Zombie fightin’ beverage of choice!
Thanks for paying attention , Julie!
-----Original
Message-----
From: Dolores Haze
Sent: June 19, 2007
frustrated scribe in our
land an outlet where he can gather up
his musings like so many precious
autumn leaves and archive them
as if
to save future generations from the mistakes of the past.
heart to know that you consider my efforts to be precious.
Emails like these are what keep me typing on
Sunday mornings!
-----Original Message-----
From: Jas. Eckman
Sent: June 26, 2007
You only update your
site once per week, so you'd think the material would be a little more
polished.
OK, a
figure you invest maybe
15 minutes per month actually working on your site. So seriously, how
are you
spending your time? It sure
ain't here.
Thanks for reading, Jas! Although it’s kind of you
to
suggest that I make it all look effortless, I assure you that
myself and the other contributors to site (my "stable", as I like to
call them) work tirelessly to create the fine
content you enjoy at Bonehand.com!
-----Original
Message-----
From: Bill, Ypsilanti MI
Sent: Monday, June 25
"Settle
a bet. I
am thinking of submitting something to be published on bonehand.com,
but my
friend
says that it would have a
better chance of being read if I printed it
out, waddded it into a ball, and
flushed it down the toilet.
Who's right?"
One of the things I love about our readership is their collective wit!
Obviously Bill, that’s a trick question,
as toilet water would soon render your
fine writing illegible! Obviously, the best bet is to submit it here
at
Bonehand.com, where it will have a chance to blossom in the minds of
our audience!
From: Cathy H.
Sent: Thursday, April 19, 2007
Hey Steve, What's up? I
checked out bonehand, nice but couldn't get on the email list. Are you
still
doing it?
RSS feed
on the bottom of the front page, or drop me an email at steve@bonehand.com. I would be glad to
personally
send you a head's up whenever we update!
From: Fahti
Sent: Tuesday, June 26, 2007
I
now get the
computer. I come to site for looking the bone or the hand or the women
find only the poop.
I read to say poop to you. no
mor this bone hand.
If only I had a dollar for everytime someone made
that mistake!
My apologies Fahti, but I'm afraid that despite
my provocative nom de plume, the only teabags,
cream pies and lobster claws you will find on bonehand.com
are of the culinary variety!
Thanks for visiting, & best of luck in your future erotic googling!
From: John Shade,
Sent: Wednesday, June 27, 2007
Who
is this character? I for one am tired of masturbatory ramblings
about "food", and when their
combined with the vile
hip-thrust
posturing of metal "music" and the solipsistic "literature"
penned,
clearly, by unpublishable
middle aged hacks, it's enough to make me
puke feces (like the lead singer,
no doubt, of an extreme metal
band). Bonehand?
More like bone in hand...
Well, that's just nitpicking, isn't it?
From: U.N. Believable
Sent: Saturday, June 16, 2007 7:31 AM
The majority
of women are dissatisfied
with the size of their lovers penis. That’s because their lovers
dont know
about Penis Enlarge Patch! With Penis Enlarge Patch all your underwear
will be
too tight
for you! Due to Penis Enlarge
Patch your penis will be the cause of
her sleepless night!
Thank you so much for your concerns regarding my
manhood,
but I am afraid that such penile largesse would
be lost on me, since the love of my life will
be sequestered with her new book manuscript until late July.
However I would be
glad to pass your generous offer of assistance on to my friend Gordon.
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Well, that’s it for this week! Thank you all again
for the
kind words! It's people like you that make creating this site
worthwhile!
Would you like YOUR letter to be
answered in BONEHAND’S
BIG OL' MAIL SACK? Got a question that
needs answering? Then by all means,
email me at steve@bonehand.com! It would
be my pleasure to reply in the
next edition! Until next time, Adios!