http://www.bonehand.com/ Bonehand.com: It is What It Is. en-us Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:00:01 GMT Sun, 05 Oct 2008 15:00:01 GMT http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord throw themselves into The Great Pit of Cartoons, where they discover a new definition of pain and suffering as they discuss kid-oriented things that piss them off, giggle at child profanity, spew a few more filthy jokes, and slowly digest 70 some years of amazing animation, all amidst the Star Wars-ian Darth Metal grandeur of the UK's Anchorhead! S J Holetz 2008-10-05 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item87 http://www.bonehand.com/carcass08.html This week, Bonehand reviews the Seattle stop of Carcass' Exhumed to Consume tour, featuring Suffocation, 1349 and Aborted, Live in Seattle, 09/21/08, at El Corazon. Steven. J Holetz 2008-09-28 http://www.bonehand.com/carcass08.html#Item86 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Skamama rejoins Steve and Gord to celebrate one whole year of heat-crazed audio debauchery as they unveil their new theme song, hear from a few friends, discuss homeowner annoyances, traffic trouble, kids taking the law into their own hands and censorship, tell a few dirty jokes, and thank everyone they can think of, all to the amazing garage-rockin' sounds of Seattle's The Whore Moans! S J Holetz 2008-09-21 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item85 http://www.bonehand.com/gnarled.html This week, a photo from the lens of SkaMama, fresh from our recent foray to Mt. Baker, Washington. Steven. J Holetz 2008-09-14 http://www.bonehand.com/gnarled.html#Item84 http://www.bonehand.com/irot08.html This week, Bonehand reviews I Rot, Sikend and Burning Of I, Live in Seattle, 09/06/08, at El Corazon. Steven. J Holetz 2008-09-08 http://www.bonehand.com/irot08.html#Item83 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord are joined in studio by BJ, Chad, Jeramee and Aubrey of Seattle death merchants I Rot, where they ratchet up the raunch factor exponentially, discuss drawbacks of the English language and transportation, learn a little band history, bow to The Metal, give away another free CD, and close out with a filthy joke free-for-all, all while Gord struggles with sound quality and Steve does his level best to wear out the F-word. S J Holetz 2008-08-24 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item82 http://www.bonehand.com/atg08.html This week, Bonehand reviews the return of Swedish death metal masters At The Gates! Complete with photos! Live in Seattle, 07/23/08, at El Corazon. Steven. J Holetz 2008-08-18 http://www.bonehand.com/atg08.html#Item81 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-five.html It's finally here! After 10months since the last thrilling installment, it is my privilege to present the long awaited conclusion to the adventures of everyone's favorite Assistant Dishwasher, from the pen of GJ Caulkins. Steven J. Holetz 2007-08-10 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-four.html#Item80 http://www.bonehand.com/slaughter08.html This week, A Bonehand review of arguably the most extreme tour of the year, Summer Slaughter! Complete with photos!Live in Seattle, 07/18/08, at Studio Seven. Steven. J Holetz 2008-08-03 http://www.bonehand.com/slaughter08.html#Item79 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: It's all about the good life, as Steve and Gord discuss some of their favorite things, including beer, sex, true wildlife stories, comic book movies, fine music and where to find it, and filthy jokery; while digressing to fondle the letter B and ruminate on the seedier side of Sesame Street. This episode's music comes courtesy of Seattle's incredible Optimus Rhyme! S J Holetz 2008-07-27 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item78 http://www.bonehand.com/forums/ This week, the grand opening of THE BONEBAT FORUMS, your one stop for discussion of all things Bonehand, including the BoneBat Podcast! Stop in and make yourself at home! S J Holetz 2008-07-20 http://www.bonehand.com/forums/#Item77 http://www.bonehand.com/delicioso.html Who's up for a little home-made Mexican food? Without further ado: Delicioso! S J Holetz 2008-07-13 http://www.bonehand.com/delicioso.html#Item76 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: This Episode: Steve and Gord are joined by Jorge of Barefoot Barnacle, and let loose with their crudest effort yet, as they get pissed-off all over again, recount tales of the dreaded frijole pit, discuss the travails of green commuting, mock the bass player,peep a few summer flicks, and blow their load of filthy jokes. This episode's music comes courtesy of Seattle's Hunab Ku. S J Holetz 2008-07-06 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item75 http://www.bonehand.com/ashowofforce.html More photography this week as I show off the latest in my stable of six-stringed goodness, the Schecter Hellraiser! Steven. J Holetz 2008-06-29 http://www.bonehand.com/ashowofforce.html#Item74 http://www.bonehand.com/fishermen.html I spend the weekend fishing in Montana, and as usual, all you get are a couple of lousy photos. Steven. J Holetz 2008-06-22 http://www.bonehand.com/fishermen.html#Item73 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord double their length by presenting the first ever BoneBat Pissed-Off Off, veritable lightning round of rage, annoyance, and pique. Then they review the importance of giving out your correct work number, give away a free CD, and offend everyone with "the Filthy Joke of the week". This episode's musical accompaniment of anger comes courtesy of Seattle's I Rot. S J Holetz 2008-06-15 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item72 http://www.bonehand.com/dethklok08.html This week, A Bonehand review ofthe world's most powerful American/Scandinavian cartoon death metal band, Live in Seattle, 06/03/08, at The Showbox SoDo. Steven. J Holetz 2008-06-08 http://www.bonehand.com/dethklok08.html#Item71 http://www.bonehand.com/archenemy08.html A Bonehand review of the Tyranny and Bloodshred Tour, featuring Arch Enemy and Dark Tranquillity! 05/27/08, at El Corazon, Seattle. Steven. J Holetz 2008-06-01 http://www.bonehand.com/archenemy08.html#Item70 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord look back at some cool junk from the past, gripe about childhood chores, listen to awesome Midwest Ska, assess the early crop of summer movies, and achieve a measure of clown closure. S J Holetz 2008-05-25 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item69 http://www.bonehand.com/senseofpurpose.html This week, Bonehand reviews the latest release from Swedish metal masters In Flames! Steven. J Holetz 2008-05-19 http://www.bonehand.com/senseofpurpose.html#Item68 http://www.bonehand.com/jamroom.html This week, my daughter bails me out at deadline with Ice Cream Man, a hilarious rewrite of a heavy metal classic. S J Holetz 2008-05-13 http://www.bonehand.com/icecreamman.html#Item67 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This week: Skamama joins the boys once again for an even more obnoxious Bone/Bat podcast! S J Holetz 2008-05-04 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item66 http://www.bonehand.com/fullenglish.html This week, breakfast is on Bonehand as he delivers his take on the Full English classic! Steven. J Holetz 2008-04-27 http://www.bonehand.com/fullenglish.html#Item65 http://www.bonehand.com/dillinger08.html A review of the Dillinger Escape Plan concert, featuring Barefoot Barnacle! 04/10/08, at El Corazon, Seattle. Steven. J Holetz 2008-04-20 http://www.bonehand.com/dillinger08.html#Item64 http://www.bonehand.com/seismic.html A Bone/Bat Bonus! Check out the long awaited Seismic Hat pattern from crochet designer extraordinaire Skamama! Steven. J Holetz 2007-04-14 http://www.bonehand.com/seismic.html#Item63 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This week: Skamama joins the boys for an all-new biggest-ever episode of the Bone/Bat podcast! S J Holetz 2008-04-13 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item62 http://www.bonehand.com/ministry08.html A review of the Ministry/Meshuggah/Hemlock concert, 3/29/08, at Showbox SoDo, Seattle. Steven. J Holetz 2008-04-06 http://www.bonehand.com/ministry08.html#Item61 http://www.bonehand.com/riffcity.mp3 This week: Death from Above,A brand new instrumental extravaganza from Bonehand and Leemo P. S J Holetz 2008-03-30 http://www.bonehand.com/deathfromabove.mp3#Item60 http://www.bonehand.com/dismember.html This week, Bonehand reviews the excellent 2008 self-titled release of Swedish death metal veterans Dismember. Steven. J Holetz 2008-03-23 http://www.bonehand.com/dismember.html#Item59 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This week: Get a load of the all new Episode Six of the Bone/Bat podcast! S J Holetz 2008-03-16 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item58 http://www.bonehand.com/riffcity.mp3 This week: Riff City,brand new instrumental goodness from Bonehand and Leemo P. S J Holetz 2008-03-10 http://www.bonehand.com/riffcity.mp3#Item57 http://www.bonehand.com/howdoyoudo.html Gonzalo revisits his favorite pinnacle of the K-Tel OeuVre. S J Holetz 2008-03-03 http://www.bonehand.com/howdoyoudo.html#Item56 http://www.bonehand.com/hearditallbefore.html A Bonehand review of Clutch's 2008 Live double CD Heard It All Before. S J Holetz 2008-02-24 http://www.bonehand.com/hearditallbefore.html#Item55 http://www.bonehand.com/catfood.html This week, some Bonehand art inspired by our cat who persists in climbing the damn curtains. Steven. J Holetz 2008-02-17 http://www.bonehand.com/catfood.html#Item54 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This week we celebrate the one year anniversary of Bonehand.com with a brand new Bone/Bat podcast! Steven. J Holetz 2008-02-10 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item53 http://www.bonehand.com/pigskinperfection.html This week, Bonehand cooks up a little something for his Supabowl party. Steven. J Holetz 2008-02-03 http://www.bonehand.com/pigskinperfection.html#Item52 http://www.bonehand.com/killeverything.html This week, Bonehand reviews the 2007 demo cd of Seattle's I Rot. Steven. J Holetz 2008-01-28 http://www.bonehand.com/killeverything.html#Item51 http://www.bonehand.com/feverdream.html This week, Bonehand goes to Los Angeles, and all you get is this crummy photo. Steven. J Holetz 2008-01-20 http://www.bonehand.com/feverdream.html#Item50 http://www.bonehand.com/gazeinward.html This week, Bonehand gives a listen to Hunab Ku's 2007 release: The Gaze Inward. Steven. J Holetz 2008-01-14 http://www.bonehand.com/gazeinward.html#Item49 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html BRand neww for 2008: the fourth episode of the Bone/Bat podcast, from the mind of bonehand and mightywombat! Steven. J Holetz 2008-01-06 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item48 http://www.bonehand.com/witchculttoday.html A review of Electric Wizard's 2007 cd: Witchcult Today. Steven. J Holetz 2007-12-30 http://www.bonehand.com/witchculttoday.html#Item47 http://www.bonehand.com/lookoutpass.html Who doesn't like Werewolves for Christmas? Lookout Pass, a short story by SJ Holetz Steven. J Holetz 2007-12-24 http://www.bonehand.com/lookoutpass.html#Item46 http://www.bonehand.com/giftofthejedi.html This week, a little holiday Cheer from Bonehand and Friends! Steven. J Holetz 2007-12-16 http://www.bonehand.com/giftofthejedi.html#Item45 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html An all new third episode of the Bone/Bat podcast, from the mind of bonehand and mightywombat! Steven. J Holetz 2007-12-09 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item44 http://www.bonehand.com/dreamsequence.html More poetic plastique from the mind of T. Holub. Steven. J Holetz 2007-12-02 http://www.bonehand.com/dreamsequence.html#Item43 http://www.bonehand.com/wolfwagon.html This week, the second installment in my new art series, by Bonehand. Steven. J Holetz 2007-11-25 http://www.bonehand.com/wolfwagon.html#Item42 http://www.bonehand.com/fireskull.mp3 This week: Fireskull,a new instrumental from Bonehand and T S Holub. Steven. J Holetz 2007-11-18 http://www.bonehand.com/fireskull.mp3#Item41 http://www.bonehand.com/bigdaddy.html This week, a little tribute to the work of Ed Roth, by Bonehand. Steven. J Holetz 2007-11-11 http://www.bonehand.com/bigdaddy.html#Item40 http://www.bonehand.com/haunted.html A review of the Haunted/Dark Tranquillity concert, 4/10/07, at El Corazon, Seattle. Steven. J Holetz 2007-11-04 http://www.bonehand.com/haunted.html#Item39 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html An all new Halloween episode of the Bone/Bat podcast, from bonehand and mightywombat! Steven. J Holetz 2007-10-28 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item38 http://www.bonehand.com/entrapment.html This week, Skamama wanted a vampire story, and what Skamama wants... by Steven J Holetz. Steven. J Holetz 2007-10-21 http://www.bonehand.com/entrapment.html#Item37 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-four.html Part the fourth in the continuing adventures of everyone's favorite Assistant Dishwasher, short fiction by Gordon Caulkins. Steven J. Holetz 2007-10-14 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-four.html#Item36 http://www.bonehand.com/finntroll07.html A new Bonehand concert review: Finntroll, at Studio Seven, Seattle, Oct 2nd 2007. Steven. J Holetz 2007-10-07 http://www.bonehand.com/finntroll07.html#Item35 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html Introducing the Bone/Bat podcast, something completely new for bonehand and mightywombat! Steven. J Holetz 2007-09-30 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item34 http://www.bonehand.com/clawhammerung.html This week, a photographic illustration of what I've been up to the last two weekends. Steven. J Holetz 2007-09-16 http://www.bonehand.com/clawhammerung.html#Item33 http://www.bonehand.com/frogadoodle.html Frogadoodle, something completely different, by Steve. Steven. J Holetz 2007-09-09 http://www.bonehand.com/frogadoodle.html#Item32 http://www.bonehand.com/tension1.html Tension: The Courtesy, part one of a fiction in the genre of "rural Noir",by Steve Holetz. Steven. J Holetz 2007-08-26 http://www.bonehand.com/tension1.html#Item31 http://www.bonehand.com/cactus.html Cactus. Another fine poetic effort from the pen of T S Holub. Steven. J Holetz 2007-08-19 http://www.bonehand.com/cactus.html#Item30 http://www.bonehand.com/serpentsaints.html A review of Entombed's 2007 cd Serpent Saints. Steven. J Holetz 2007-08-12 http://www.bonehand.com/serpentsaints.html#Item29 http://www.bonehand.com/nextlevel.html It's time to start talking football my friends, so this week I review the book Fantasy Football: The Next Level, by David M. Dorey Steven. J Holetz 2007-08-05 http://www.bonehand.com/nextlevel.html#Item28 http://www.bonehand.com/fivebowls.html Gonzalo went to Tokyo and all I got were these crummy, er, most excellent haiku. Steven J. Holetz 2007-07-29 http://www.bonehand.com/fivebowls.html#Item27 http://www.bonehand.com/sound.html Wall of Sound, photo by Bonehand, featuring his tools of the trade. Steven. J Holetz 2007-07-22 http://www.bonehand.com/sound.html#Item26 http://www.bonehand.com/nileshow07.html A concert review from the pen of Bonehand, Nile, at Studio Seven, Seattle, July 13th 2007. Steven. J Holetz 2007-07-15 http://www.bonehand.com/nileshow07.html#Item25 http://www.bonehand.com/elsie.html This week Chloe Nightingale is in the House, with her tremendous short story Elsie. Representin' Scotland, Yo! Steven. J Holetz 2007-07-07 http://www.bonehand.com/elsie.html#Item24 http://www.bonehand.com/mailsack1.html This week, Bonehand answers YOUR mail! Steven. J Holetz 2007-06-29 http://www.bonehand.com/mailsack1.html#Item23 http://www.bonehand.com/slaughter.html A review of the Summer Slaughter Tour, 6/20/07, at Studio Seven, Seattle. Steven. J Holetz 2007-06-24 http://www.bonehand.com/slaughter.html#Item22 http://www.bonehand.com/heart.html I Heart You. Short fiction from the pen of T S Holub. Note: Adult language and themes within. Steven. J Holetz 2007-06-17 http://www.bonehand.com/heart.html#Item21 http://www.bonehand.com/musical.html Musical Chairs, an essay in which Steve Holetz ruminates on the impending death of the compact disc. Steven. J Holetz 2007-06-10 http://www.bonehand.com/musical.html#Item20 http://www.bonehand.com/louisianakitchen.html This week, I would like to present a review of one of my favorite cookbooks, Chef Paul Prudhomme's Louisiana Kitchen. Steven. J Holetz 2007-06-03 http://www.bonehand.com/louisianakitchen.html#Item19 http://www.bonehand.com/drumsolo.html DrumSolo, a photo from the lens of the Skamama herself, Julie Holetz. Steven. J Holetz 2007-05-27 http://www.bonehand.com/drumsolo.html#Item18 http://www.bonehand.com/pigeons.html Pigeons, a badass piece of short fiction from the pen of Gonzalo Ferreyra. Steven. J Holetz 2007-05-20 http://www.bonehand.com/pigeons.html#Item17 http://www.bonehand.com/routine.html Things are dead this morning. Namely, ZOMBIES! by Steven J Holetz. Steven. J Holetz 2007-05-13 http://www.bonehand.com/routine.html#Item16 http://www.bonehand.com/bbqbible.html A review of Steven Raichlin's 1998 cookbook, The Barbecue Bible, by S J Holetz. Steven. J Holetz 2007-05-06 http://www.bonehand.com/bbqbible.html#Item15 http://www.bonehand.com/sustenance.html Sustenance, A culinary essay By S J Holetz. S J Holetz 2007-04-29 http://www.bonehand.com/sustenance.html#Item14 http://www.bonehand.com/bythegrace.html A review of The Hellacopters 2004 release, By The Grace of God. S J Holetz 2007-04-22 http://www.bonehand.com/bythegrace.html#Item13 http://www.bonehand.com/jamroom.html Jamroom, a rock n roll photo by AJ Holetz. S J Holetz 2007-04-21 http://www.bonehand.com/jamroom.html#Item12 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-three.html Part the third in the continuing adventures of everyone's favorite Assistant Dishwasher, short fiction by Gordon Caulkins. S J Holetz 2007-04-15 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-three.html#Item11 http://www.bonehand.com/kickball.html A piece of short fiction from the pen of Gonzalo Ferreyra. S J Holetz 2007-04-08 http://www.bonehand.com/kickball.html#Item10 http://www.bonehand.com/yesterday.html This week I play around with that classic combination, haiku and profanity. S J Holetz 2007-04-01 http://www.bonehand.com/yesterday.html#Item9 http://www.bonehand.com/fingers.html A review of Clutch's 2004 cd Blast Tyrant. S J Holetz 2007-03-25 http://www.bonehand.com/blasttyrant.html#Item8 http://www.bonehand.com/reviews.html A few thoughts on reviews as we kick off a new section of Bonehand.com. S J Holetz 2007-03-25 http://www.bonehand.com/reviews.html#Item7 http://www.bonehand.com/fingers.html A pair of pleasant poems provided per the pen of T S Holub. S J Holetz 2007-03-18 http://www.bonehand.com/fingers.html#Item6 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-two.html The second part of Adventures of an Assistant Dishwasher, short fiction by Gordon Caulkins. S J Holetz 2007-03-11 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-two.html#Item5 http://www.bonehand.com/mortgage.html A Heavy Metal Audio-biography, by Steven J Holetz S J Holetz 2007-03-04 http://www.bonehand.com/mortgage.html#Item4 http://www.bonehand.com/sempervirens.html Sempervirens: A Poetic work by Gonzalo Ferreyra S J Holetz 2007-02-27 http://www.bonehand.com/sempervirens.html#Item3 http://www.bonehand.com/culture.html An essay by Steven J. Holetz S J Holetz 2007-02-18 http://www.bonehand.com/culture.html#Item2 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-one.html The first part of Adventures of an Assistant Dishwasher, short fiction by Gordon Caulkins. S J Holetz 2007-02-11 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-one.html#Item1