http://www.bonehand.com/ Bonehand.com: It is What It Is. en-us Sun, 28 Feb 2010 21:01:01 PDT Sun, 28 Feb 2010 21:01:01 PDT http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Gord and Steve scour the nation to bring you a slew of new music from friends of The BoneBat Show! You'll hear great tunes from Missouri's Shaman's Harvest, It Doesn't Matter from NJ, Minneapolis's own Love-Cars, and straight outta Medicine Hat, HelltracK, featuring Jeff Crazy of It Came From The Basement who joins us LIVE! All this plus reviews of Sandboxie, HBO's Generation Kill, Evil Power by Lair of the Minotaur, Retribution from Obscura, Dante's Inferno (the EA Game, not the book...), and Mister Slaughter by Robert R McCammon in Multimedia Triage, "What Pisses us Off", Filthy Jokes, brand new feature "Stolen Bit of the Week", and the TRUTH about why The Mike O' Meara Show suddenly disappeared last week are revealed in this extra ornery episode 41 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2010-02-28 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item133 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Love is in the air, and it sure is FUNKY, as Steve and Gord are joined by Vaughn from Motion Picture Massacre to wax on things romantic, steam about that Which Pisses Us Off, and take a tour through the seedy underbelly of extreme cinema, backed by the fantastic galactic sounds of Seattle's Super Sonic Soul Pimps! We also massage your ears all sexy like with all new reviews of "Caprica", "Top Gear", Itunes and "Battlefield: Bad Company" in Multimedia Triage; get you hot with a little political ranting, and close the deal with a few Filthy Jokes in this amorous episode 40 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2010-02-14 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item132 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord work overtime to make outer space a little more moist thanks to Sacramento's Star Trek Rock Gods WARP 11! So strap in (and strap on) for a smoking hot interview with Captain Karl, Kiki, Brian and John, a huge payload of high octane, sex drenched tunes, and a rapidly expanding ball of "What Pisses Us Off"! We've also got reviews of Troma's War, a preview of Doug TenNapel's forthcoming Ghostopolis, and a kiloton of book, movie and music coverage in Multimedia Triage; more political ranting; and a fresh salvo of Filthy Jokes in this illogically arousing episode 39 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2010-01-31 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item131 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This week: Steve and Gord discuss what pisses them off: the year in review, the curse of the video game store, bad habits, and how to avoid tiger attacks; all while flipping the bird to 2007, and meeting the new year at the door in a sexy negligee, martini in hand, to tunes from TS Holub and Bonehand himself! Plus, it's all remixed to a lustrous sheen for your listening pleasure! No "Gord-Shot-First" CGI enhancement BS here. It's all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come to expect from BoneBat, but with a few new never-before-heard moments, and it sounds a WHOLE LOT better. So please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic! S J Holetz 2010-01-17 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item130 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord tackle the glories and lowlights of the year that was, joined by good friends Brother D and Miss Bren from Mail Order Zombie! The gang goes deep to cover the best and worse movies, books, music, comics, and video Games from 2009 while revisiting some of their favorite BoneBat Bands from the last year, rounding things out with "What Pisses Us Off", political ranting and icy jeroboam of Filthy Jokes! Kick off the new year in style with episode 38 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2010-01-10 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item129 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This week: Steve and Gord discuss a stunning lack of job security, the mistaken beliefs of childhood, and things that piss them off, whilst chilling to sounds of Sacramento's freakin' cool San Kazakgascar. And it's all remixed to a lustrous sheen for your listening pleasure, so please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic! S J Holetz 2010-01-03 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item128 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Warmed by the scorching psychobilly sounds of the Reverend Horton Heat, Steve and Gord make with the holiday joy as they stop by for an interview with Mike McGee and Tamas Jakab, creators of El Gorgo, the world's most awesome independent comic magazine, and serve up their very own rendition of the 12 Days of Christmas for your listening pleasure, starring good friend Leemo P! Additionally, Gord takes an opposing stance on the book "Death Troopers" while Steve covers "The Name of The Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss and EA Games Dragon Age: Origins for Multimedia Triage, and deliver a destined-to-delight sack full of "What Pisses Us Off", "Just Ask Gord", and "Filthy Jokes of the Week" in episode 37 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-12-20 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item127 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: It's Steve versus Gord, Gord versus the raccoons, and Modern Warfare 2 versus Left 4 Dead 2 as we go totally game-centric thanks to the amazing sounds of Metroid Metal! But that's not all! We get pissed off about Video Game Controversies, Flu Shots and Death Metal Immigration; rant up a political storm; review MW2, L4D2, Star Trek Blu-Rays and Troma Retro's Mad Dog Morgan in Multimedia Triage; and close out with a cornucopia of Filthy Jokes in this most thankful 36th episode of The 2009 Podcast Award nominated BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-11-27 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item126 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord finally fulfill the promise of their theme song, as they take up the gauntlet thrown down in a recent Itunes review, bolstered by the monstrously metallic sounds of San Diego's Goblin Cock! Plus, an examination of the loose wires in Gord's head, more political ranting, reviews of the latest Arch Enemy release The "Root Of All Evil" and Borderlands from Gearbox/2K Games in Multimedia Triage, "Just Ask Gord", "What Pisses Us Off", and a plethora of Filthy Jokes pleasurably probe your ears in this raunchier than usual 35th episode of The 2009 Podcast Award nominated BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-11-13 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item125 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord pack your pillowcase once again with all the awesome Halloween goodness you can handle! Chill to the incredible horror-soaked punkabilly of Toronto's The Creepshow, as vocalist Sarah Sin joins us for an interview! Thrill to sounds and smells of a trio of Seattle Haunt Tours, as Steve visits Stocker Farms' Field of Screams, the Seattle House of Horrors and Dark Hollow Haunted Forest! Then, hang with special guest Skamama for an mammoth Multimedia Triage, as the gang reviews I Sell The Dead, Zombieland, Skeletonwitch's new CD "Breathing the Fire", the book Death Troopers from Joe Schreiber and Del Rey books, and the DVD's The Last Horror Film and Pigs in a Troma Retro Spotlight! All this plus pumpkin economics, Beer, bargains, contests, Filthy Jokes, Just ask Gord and "What Pisses Us Off" await, in this ghoulish 34th episode of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-10-25 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item124 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html In our first Halloween Episode, Steve and Gord itemize their profanity, and discuss some history, Halloween rituals past and present, spooky movies, and extreme prejudice pest control, all remixed to a lustrous sheen for your listening pleasure! No "Gord-Shot-First" CGI enhancement BS here. It's all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come to expect from BoneBat, but with a few new never-before-heard moments, and it sounds a WHOLE LOT better. So please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic! This episode features music from Seattle's own Barefoot Barnacle. S J Holetz 2009-10-11 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item123 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord vow to keep this one brief, but are thwarted at every turn by their own ceaselessly spewing pieholes as they piss off their vegetarian friends, kick off a couple of new contests, interview Hidden Path Entertainment's Jeff Pobst on the game Defense Grid: The Awakening, join a few podcasting luminaries for a live recap from Revenant Film Festival , and introduce brand new feature "Just Ask Gord", all with the rockalocking support of Sacramento's The Nickel Slots! Then it's time to survey Left 4 Dead: Crash Course, Zombie Apocalypse, Dethklok's Dethalbum II, and DC's Blackest Night once again in Multimedia Triage, seeth over "What Pisses Us Off" and break in some new Filthy Jokes to round out this firm, fully packed 33rd episode of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-10-04 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item122 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord celebrate 2 years of podcasty goodness in their most epic show ever, backed by the astonishing nerdcore rap stylings of MC Frontalot! Listen in as they rage vehemently in "What Pisses Us off", revel in the glories of PAX 2009, cross mics interview-wise with MC Frontalot and Geoff Bough of the Revenant Film Festival, then top it all off with Filthy Jokes and a huge Multimedia Triage, where they cover the video games Scribblenauts, Arkham Asylum and Metroid Prime Trilogy, the film "9", the Blackest Night event from DC Comics, and the upcoming Drunken Zombie Film Festival, joined by special guest Bryan from Drunken Zombie! Over 2 1/2 hours of sheer eargasmic entertainment is yours to enjoy in episode 32 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-09-20 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item121 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord blow up with an explosive episode devoted to Chicago's finest defunct punk powerhouse, the mighty Big Black! Additionally, they deliver an epic payload of "What Pisses Us Off " and let loose with in depth reviews of the unconventional zombie flicks Deadgirl amd Pontypool, along with recent releases G.I Joe, District 9 and Inglourious Basterds, and give a listen to the latest Clutch CD, Strange Cousins from the West in Multimedia triage. All this, a fiery political rant from Gord and even more Filthy Jokes assail your ears in episode 31 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-08-30 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item120 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html Steve and Gord return with part 2 of their coverage from San Diego Comic-Con 2009, and it's all about the video games as they touch base with Dave Grossman of Telltale Games regarding Tales of Monkey Island; chat with Dan Paladin and Tom Fulp about Game 3 from The Behemoth, and discuss Left 4 Dead 2 with Valve's Chet Faliszek; while powered up with the 8-bit backing of Barefoot Barnacle! All this plus "What Pisses Us Off " and another round of Filthy Jokes are up in episode 30 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-08-09 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item119 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html Steve and Gord descend upon San Diego for Comic-Con 2009, and YOU ARE THERE! PONDER as Steve and Gord interview Doug TenNaple, author of the comics Creature Tech and Power Up, and creator of the game Earthworm Jim! LEARN Walking Dead auteur Robert Kirkman's upcoming plans as you bask in the glory of a poorly recorded panel! LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF five seconds at a time, thanks to the fine folks at 5secondfilms.com! ROCK VICARIOUSLY to the unparalleled nerdcore flow of MC Frontalot, YTCracker and MC Lars in a recap of Aftercon '09! ENVY as G and S cavort with smoking hot booth babes! All this and more, washed down with an icy cold flagon of metal from Salem OR's own Dusks Embrace, is on tap for your sheer listening enjoyment in episode 29 of The BoneBat Show! Excelsior! S J Holetz 2009-08-02 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item118 http://www.bonehand.com/zombiewalk.html This week: I deliver my final words on the Guinness World Record setting Fremont Zombie Walk! S J Holetz 2009-07-19 http://www.bonehand.com/zombiewalk.html#Item117 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord are joined in studio by Duvall WA's own Burning of I,who premiere 3 scorching new slabs of twisted metal from their forthcoming release Nowhere is a Destination for your listening pleasure, jump in head first for a round of beers, Filthy Jokes and "What Pisses Us Off", and listen intently as Steve and Gord extol the virtues of Voivod's Infini, the Ghostbusters video game and the BBC America show Top Gear in Multimedia Triage! Finally, Steve and family hit Fremont for the "Red White and Dead" zombie walk, and YOU ARE THERE! You'd have to be lacking a pulse to miss Episode 28 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-07-05 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item116 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: This Episode: Steve enters the creepy old house alone, to present complete coverage of Crypticon 2009, live from Seattle! Highlights include greetings from Dawn of The Dead star Ken Foree and Troma studio head Lloyd Kaufman; interviews with actor Tom Atkins of Night of the Creeps and Hack/Slash creator Tim Seeley; a lengthy sitdown with creature actor extraordinaire Doug Jones of Hellboy and Pan's Labyrinth fame; and an official review of the Norwegian Nazi Zombie cinematic epic Dead Snow! Is that it? Not even close! Brother D of Mail Order Zombie drops in for a con postgame conversation, Seattle's Barefoot Barnacle make with their brand of musical metallic madness, and the ever-stalwart Gord stands by with the shotgun for snappy comebacks, Filthy Jokes and a round of What Pisses Us Off! For those counting, this marks our first ever shows in back-to-back weeks, so do not miss the foul horror that is episode 27 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-06-14 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item115 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve, Gord and special guest Julie talk about food and drink too much beer, all while skanking to the beat of St. Louis Ska kings MU330! Hungry for more? How about a full plate of What Pisses Us Off, a heaping helping of Multimedia Triage, a side of listener feedback, and a fresh batch of Filthy Jokes? And to top things off, for dessert Steve and Gord interview Josh Eisenstadt, Director of the new to DVD film release Dark Reel! It's a full-on feast for the ears in episode 26 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-06-07 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item114 http://www.bonehand.com/grumpy.html This week: Grumpy! A little piece of art I knocked out this AM, a dream pet for junior. S J Holetz 2009-05-31 http://www.bonehand.com/grumpy.html#Item113 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord recall golden moments of personal awkwardness and social retardation, while singing the praises of the terminally funky Lefties Soul Connection! But that's not all! Gord gets deep on the concept of the Credit Default Swap in his nameless political rant, Steve gushes all over the new Star Trek Movie in Multimedia Triage, awesome voicemails are aired, and the usual "What Pisses Us Off" and Filthy Jokes are on display in Episode 25 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-05-17 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item112 http://www.bonehand.com/lordmantis09.html This week, Bonehand reviews the debut release from Chicago crushers Lord Mantis! S J Holetz 2008-05-10 http://www.bonehand.com/lordmantis09.html#Item111 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: This Episode: Steve and Gord share a few of their philosophies on life, backed by the sonic badassery of New York garage rock legends The Fuzztones! Additionally, Gord lays out his latest get rich quick scheme in sticky, graphic detail and institutes a banking bailout of his own; The boys share even more filthy jokes and things that piss them off; Vaughn of MPM fires back via voicemail, and Quantum of Solace, Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan's forthcoming novel The Strain, Christopher Moore's book A Dirty Job and new CD Supersuckers XX all get reviewed in Multimedia Triage! DO NOT miss Episode 24 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-04-26 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item110 http://www.bonehand.com/shownotes2.html This week, the second installment of Bonehand's concert adventures, 1990-1994! S J Holetz 2009-04-19 http://www.bonehand.com/shownotes2.html#Item109 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord get pissed off about oil changes and bad movie seats,discuss how far they could trust their clones, and catalog a metric ton of disappointment, coming through virtually unscathed thanks to the sensational sounds of Midwestern super Ska masters Mustard Plug! Additionally, Gord whacks politically, Steve reviews the new Grindhouse Releasing DVD of Lucio Fulcis Cat In The Brain for Multimedia Triage, a new Mustard Plug single is unveiled, and The BoneBat Filthy Joke Contest is brought to a Happy Ending in Episode 23 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-04-05 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item108 http://www.bonehand.com/julie.html This week, a little something for my baby. Happy Birthday, Skamama! S J Holetz 2009-03-29 http://www.bonehand.com/julie.html#Item107 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord dive brainfirst into the musical madness of Texan rock legends The Butthole Surfers! Along the way they rant about the housing crisis, teach little kids how to swear, review "The Watchmen", spew a few more Filthy Jokes, kick off a related new contest, and air a guest "What Pisses Us Off" from Motion Picture Massacre's Vaughn K! S J Holetz 2009-03-15 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item106 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This episode: Steve and Gord discuss the perils of camping, rennaissance faires, political pet peeves, preposterous snack sizes, and those with an untoward interest in poultry, all Remixed to a lustrous sheen for your listening pleasure! No "Gord Shot First", CGI enhancement BS here, just all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come too expect from us, only now it sounds a whole lot better. Please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic! S J Holetz 2009-03-01 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item105 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Backed by the incredible music of LA punk legends The Dickies and a helping hand from Skamama, Steve and Gord shoot off a glorious celebration of that which makes a man a man; taking a good hard look at weak pickles, bicycle race short comings, frozen phallic art, and huge wad of Dickies band history! This plus a stiff segment of "What Pisses Us Off", a fresh round of Multimedia Triage, and a full 12 inches of filthy jokes are jammed in your ears in episode 21 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-02-22 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item104 http://www.bonehand.com/giantrobot.html This week: The kids demand equal time, so once again I turn the internet into my own personal refrigerator door with a little something from Jr. to balance out his sisters' artistic efforts. S J Holetz 2009-02-15 http://www.bonehand.com/giantrobot.html#Item103 http://www.bonehand.com/meshuggah09.html This week: The mighty Meshuggah hits Seattle, and Bonehand is there with a review for your reading pleasure! S J Holetz 2009-02-09 http://www.bonehand.com/meshuggah09.html#Item102 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Screw the Superbowl, It's SUPERSUCKERS SUNDAY! Propelled by a plethora of high octane tunes from the "Greatest Rock and Roll Band in the World" (tm), Steve and Gord cover a ton of ground as they discuss things inaugural, political annoyances, unruly kids, raccoon fu, ugly shoes, cartooning and the creative process thereof, the songs in our heads, the power of music, and crappy ad campaigns, and recount the Supersuckers glorious history and detail exactly why they rule. All this plus "What Pisses Us Off", Multimedia Triage, and a new batch of filthy jokes are yours for the taking in episode 20 of The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2009-02-01 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item101 http://www.bonehand.com/shownotes1.html This week, I present the highlights of a decades worth of live music! S J Holetz 2009-01-26 http://www.bonehand.com/shownotes1.html#Item100 http://www.bonehand.com/pokey.html This week, I present you with a prickly picture from the lens of Skamama. S J Holetz 2009-01-18 http://www.bonehand.com/pokey.html#Item99 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: In a show every bit as epic as it's title, Steve and Gord collide with Jacob, David and Jeremy of the Pinto Gigante podcast to bring you a collossal year end simulcast! No topic is safe as the crew decry that which pisses them off, and extol the virtues of the year's finest movies, books, comics, and of course, THE METAL, in this Rashomon of podcastery! But that's not all! We've got Anger! Floods! Obscenities! Zombies! Innuendo! Oustings? Size! Deductive reasoning! And Filthy Jokes! All set to a selection of some of the finest independent music to grace The BoneBat Show in 2008! S J Holetz 2009-01-11 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item98 http://www.bonehand.com/twisp.html This week, Sunday comes early as I am proud to present this wonderfully universal snapshot of Christmases past, straight from the pen of special guest author and I ROT bassist extraordinaire, Chad Duvall! ! S J Holetz 2008-12-25 http://www.bonehand.com/twisp.html#Item97 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord take time to celebrate the holiday season, as they recount tales of Christmas past, bitch about the perils of home ownership, and reveal their purist tendencies (or lack thereof) as they argue about zombies, food and film remakes, all to tremendous tunes of Maryland's Sixty Watt Shaman! A stocking full of "What Pisses Us Off", and "Filthy Jokes of the Week" awaits as well, so Happy Holidays from The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2008-12-21 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item96 http://www.bonehand.com/shambler.html New this week, for your browsing pleasure, A multicolored pixeled treasure. Left 4 Dead has left me cross-eyed, And tourna-ma-tizing? Well preoccupied! But I know you need something, and you need it soon, So I hope you enjoy this small Zombie Toon S J Holetz 2008-12-14 http://www.bonehand.com/shambler.html#Item95 http://www.bonehand.com/faceless08.html This week, Bonehand reviews Planetary Duality, the latest from Los Angeles tech/prog/death metal collective The Faceless! S J Holetz 2008-12-08 http://www.bonehand.com/faceless08.html#Item94 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve is healthy again, but now Gord feels like crap, so he proceeds to take out his aggravation on the entire western hemisphere, starting with the Motor City, home to this weeks' incredible musical guests, retro Rock kings The Twistin'Tarantulas! The duo move on to discuss a quick trip to Tijuana, science, inappropriate humor, kids toothpaste, and a few recent books, movies, and video games in a new segment entitled "Multimedia Triage". All this plus voicemails, "What Pisses Us Off", and Steve and Gord's "Filthy Jokes of the Week" are yours to enjoy in Episode 17 of ...The BoneBat Show! S J Holetz 2008-11-23 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item93 http://www.bonehand.com/bloodbath08.html This week, Bonehand reviews The Fathomless Mastery, the latest from Swedish death metal supergroup Bloodbath! S J Holetz 2008-11-16 http://www.bonehand.com/bloodbath08.html#Item92 http://www.bonehand.com/amonamarth08.html This week, Bonehand reviews one of his favorite albums of 2008, the latest from Swedish death metal Vi-Kings Amon Amarth! S J Holetz 2008-11-09 http://www.bonehand.com/amonamarth08.html#Item91 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebatolantern.html This week, one kast taste of Halloween before we move on with our year. Photo and vegetal mutilation by S J Holetz. S J Holetz 2008-11-02 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebatolantern.html#Item90 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord whip out their huge goody sacks, chock full of sweet treats for your Halloween pleasure! Joined once again by the Julie, the beautiful bride of Bonehand, they proceed to get pissed about politics, visit WA's crappiest haunted trail, answer a couple of voicemails, pimp-slap a fellow podcast, recap the Revenant Film Festival, make with the filthy jokes, and consider 13 of the creepiest queries ever collated in the Sinister Survey, all set to the American Deathphonic Black Metal sounds of Battle Ground, Washington's own Ceremonial Castings! S J Holetz 2008-10-26 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item89 http://www.bonehand.com/psycroptic08.html This week, Bonehand reviews Ob(Servant), the latest release from Tasmanian deathdealers Psycroptic! S J Holetz 2008-10-19 http://www.bonehand.com/psycroptic08.html#Item88 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord throw themselves into The Great Pit of Cartoons, where they discover a new definition of pain and suffering as they discuss kid-oriented things that piss them off, giggle at child profanity, spew a few more filthy jokes, and slowly digest 70 some years of amazing animation, all amidst the Star Wars-ian Darth Metal grandeur of the UK's Anchorhead! S J Holetz 2008-10-05 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item87 http://www.bonehand.com/carcass08.html This week, Bonehand reviews the Seattle stop of Carcass' Exhumed to Consume tour, featuring Suffocation, 1349 and Aborted, Live in Seattle, 09/21/08, at El Corazon. S J Holetz 2008-09-28 http://www.bonehand.com/carcass08.html#Item86 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Skamama rejoins Steve and Gord to celebrate one whole year of heat-crazed audio debauchery as they unveil their new theme song, hear from a few friends, discuss homeowner annoyances, traffic trouble, kids taking the law into their own hands and censorship, tell a few dirty jokes, and thank everyone they can think of, all to the amazing garage-rockin' sounds of Seattle's The Whore Moans! S J Holetz 2008-09-21 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item85 http://www.bonehand.com/gnarled.html This week, a photo from the lens of SkaMama, fresh from our recent foray to Mt. Baker, Washington. S J Holetz 2008-09-14 http://www.bonehand.com/gnarled.html#Item84 http://www.bonehand.com/irot08.html This week, Bonehand reviews I Rot, Sikend and Burning Of I, Live in Seattle, 09/06/08, at El Corazon. S J Holetz 2008-09-08 http://www.bonehand.com/irot08.html#Item83 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord are joined in studio by BJ, Chad, Jeramee and Aubrey of Seattle death merchants I Rot, where they ratchet up the raunch factor exponentially, discuss drawbacks of the English language and transportation, learn a little band history, bow to The Metal, give away another free CD, and close out with a filthy joke free-for-all, all while Gord struggles with sound quality and Steve does his level best to wear out the F-word. S J Holetz 2008-08-24 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item82 http://www.bonehand.com/atg08.html This week, Bonehand reviews the return of Swedish death metal masters At The Gates! Complete with photos! Live in Seattle, 07/23/08, at El Corazon. S J Holetz 2008-08-18 http://www.bonehand.com/atg08.html#Item81 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-five.html It's finally here! After 10months since the last thrilling installment, it is my privilege to present the long awaited conclusion to the adventures of everyone's favorite Assistant Dishwasher, from the pen of GJ Caulkins. S J Holetz 2007-08-10 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-four.html#Item80 http://www.bonehand.com/slaughter08.html This week, A Bonehand review of arguably the most extreme tour of the year, Summer Slaughter! Complete with photos!Live in Seattle, 07/18/08, at Studio Seven. S J Holetz 2008-08-03 http://www.bonehand.com/slaughter08.html#Item79 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: It's all about the good life, as Steve and Gord discuss some of their favorite things, including beer, sex, true wildlife stories, comic book movies, fine music and where to find it, and filthy jokery; while digressing to fondle the letter B and ruminate on the seedier side of Sesame Street. This episode's music comes courtesy of Seattle's incredible Optimus Rhyme! S J Holetz 2008-07-27 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item78 http://www.bonehand.com/forums/ This week, the grand opening of THE BONEBAT FORUMS, your one stop for discussion of all things Bonehand, including the BoneBat Podcast! Stop in and make yourself at home! S J Holetz 2008-07-20 http://www.bonehand.com/forums/#Item77 http://www.bonehand.com/delicioso.html Who's up for a little home-made Mexican food? Without further ado: Delicioso! S J Holetz 2008-07-13 http://www.bonehand.com/delicioso.html#Item76 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: This Episode: Steve and Gord are joined by Jorge of Barefoot Barnacle, and let loose with their crudest effort yet, as they get pissed-off all over again, recount tales of the dreaded frijole pit, discuss the travails of green commuting, mock the bass player,peep a few summer flicks, and blow their load of filthy jokes. This episode's music comes courtesy of Seattle's Hunab Ku. S J Holetz 2008-07-06 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item75 http://www.bonehand.com/ashowofforce.html More photography this week as I show off the latest in my stable of six-stringed goodness, the Schecter Hellraiser! S J Holetz 2008-06-29 http://www.bonehand.com/ashowofforce.html#Item74 http://www.bonehand.com/fishermen.html I spend the weekend fishing in Montana, and as usual, all you get are a couple of lousy photos. S J Holetz 2008-06-22 http://www.bonehand.com/fishermen.html#Item73 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord double their length by presenting the first ever BoneBat Pissed-Off Off, veritable lightning round of rage, annoyance, and pique. Then they review the importance of giving out your correct work number, give away a free CD, and offend everyone with "the Filthy Joke of the week". This episode's musical accompaniment of anger comes courtesy of Seattle's I Rot. S J Holetz 2008-06-15 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item72 http://www.bonehand.com/dethklok08.html This week, A Bonehand review ofthe world's most powerful American/Scandinavian cartoon death metal band, Live in Seattle, 06/03/08, at The Showbox SoDo. S J Holetz 2008-06-08 http://www.bonehand.com/dethklok08.html#Item71 http://www.bonehand.com/archenemy08.html A Bonehand review of the Tyranny and Bloodshred Tour, featuring Arch Enemy and Dark Tranquillity! 05/27/08, at El Corazon, Seattle. S J Holetz 2008-06-01 http://www.bonehand.com/archenemy08.html#Item70 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This Episode: Steve and Gord look back at some cool junk from the past, gripe about childhood chores, listen to awesome Midwest Ska, assess the early crop of summer movies, and achieve a measure of clown closure. S J Holetz 2008-05-25 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item69 http://www.bonehand.com/senseofpurpose.html This week, Bonehand reviews the latest release from Swedish metal masters In Flames! S J Holetz 2008-05-19 http://www.bonehand.com/senseofpurpose.html#Item68 http://www.bonehand.com/jamroom.html This week, my daughter bails me out at deadline with Ice Cream Man, a hilarious rewrite of a heavy metal classic. S J Holetz 2008-05-13 http://www.bonehand.com/icecreamman.html#Item67 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This week: Skamama joins the boys once again for an even more obnoxious Bone/Bat podcast! S J Holetz 2008-05-04 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item66 http://www.bonehand.com/fullenglish.html This week, breakfast is on Bonehand as he delivers his take on the Full English classic! S J Holetz 2008-04-27 http://www.bonehand.com/fullenglish.html#Item65 http://www.bonehand.com/dillinger08.html A review of the Dillinger Escape Plan concert, featuring Barefoot Barnacle! 04/10/08, at El Corazon, Seattle. S J Holetz 2008-04-20 http://www.bonehand.com/dillinger08.html#Item64 http://www.bonehand.com/seismic.html A Bone/Bat Bonus! Check out the long awaited Seismic Hat pattern from crochet designer extraordinaire Skamama! S J Holetz 2007-04-14 http://www.bonehand.com/seismic.html#Item63 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This week: Skamama joins the boys for an all-new biggest-ever episode of the Bone/Bat podcast! S J Holetz 2008-04-13 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item62 http://www.bonehand.com/ministry08.html A review of the Ministry/Meshuggah/Hemlock concert, 3/29/08, at Showbox SoDo, Seattle. S J Holetz 2008-04-06 http://www.bonehand.com/ministry08.html#Item61 http://www.bonehand.com/riffcity.mp3 This week: Death from Above,A brand new instrumental extravaganza from Bonehand and Leemo P. S J Holetz 2008-03-30 http://www.bonehand.com/deathfromabove.mp3#Item60 http://www.bonehand.com/dismember.html This week, Bonehand reviews the excellent 2008 self-titled release of Swedish death metal veterans Dismember. S J Holetz 2008-03-23 http://www.bonehand.com/dismember.html#Item59 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This week: Get a load of the all new Episode Six of the Bone/Bat podcast! S J Holetz 2008-03-16 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item58 http://www.bonehand.com/riffcity.mp3 This week: Riff City,brand new instrumental goodness from Bonehand and Leemo P. S J Holetz 2008-03-10 http://www.bonehand.com/riffcity.mp3#Item57 http://www.bonehand.com/howdoyoudo.html Gonzalo revisits his favorite pinnacle of the K-Tel OeuVre. S J Holetz 2008-03-03 http://www.bonehand.com/howdoyoudo.html#Item56 http://www.bonehand.com/hearditallbefore.html A Bonehand review of Clutch's 2008 Live double CD Heard It All Before. S J Holetz 2008-02-24 http://www.bonehand.com/hearditallbefore.html#Item55 http://www.bonehand.com/catfood.html This week, some Bonehand art inspired by our cat who persists in climbing the damn curtains. S J Holetz 2008-02-17 http://www.bonehand.com/catfood.html#Item54 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html This week we celebrate the one year anniversary of Bonehand.com with a brand new Bone/Bat podcast! S J Holetz 2008-02-10 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item53 http://www.bonehand.com/pigskinperfection.html This week, Bonehand cooks up a little something for his Supabowl party. S J Holetz 2008-02-03 http://www.bonehand.com/pigskinperfection.html#Item52 http://www.bonehand.com/killeverything.html This week, Bonehand reviews the 2007 demo cd of Seattle's I Rot. S J Holetz 2008-01-28 http://www.bonehand.com/killeverything.html#Item51 http://www.bonehand.com/feverdream.html This week, Bonehand goes to Los Angeles, and all you get is this crummy photo. S J Holetz 2008-01-20 http://www.bonehand.com/feverdream.html#Item50 http://www.bonehand.com/gazeinward.html This week, Bonehand gives a listen to Hunab Ku's 2007 release: The Gaze Inward. S J Holetz 2008-01-14 http://www.bonehand.com/gazeinward.html#Item49 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html BRand neww for 2008: the fourth episode of the Bone/Bat podcast, from the mind of bonehand and mightywombat! S J Holetz 2008-01-06 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item48 http://www.bonehand.com/witchculttoday.html A review of Electric Wizard's 2007 cd: Witchcult Today. S J Holetz 2007-12-30 http://www.bonehand.com/witchculttoday.html#Item47 http://www.bonehand.com/lookoutpass.html Who doesn't like Werewolves for Christmas? Lookout Pass, a short story by SJ Holetz S J Holetz 2007-12-24 http://www.bonehand.com/lookoutpass.html#Item46 http://www.bonehand.com/giftofthejedi.html This week, a little holiday Cheer from Bonehand and Friends! S J Holetz 2007-12-16 http://www.bonehand.com/giftofthejedi.html#Item45 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html An all new third episode of the Bone/Bat podcast, from the mind of bonehand and mightywombat! S J Holetz 2007-12-09 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item44 http://www.bonehand.com/dreamsequence.html More poetic plastique from the mind of T. Holub. S J Holetz 2007-12-02 http://www.bonehand.com/dreamsequence.html#Item43 http://www.bonehand.com/wolfwagon.html This week, the second installment in my new art series, by Bonehand. S J Holetz 2007-11-25 http://www.bonehand.com/wolfwagon.html#Item42 http://www.bonehand.com/fireskull.mp3 This week: Fireskull,a new instrumental from Bonehand and T S Holub. S J Holetz 2007-11-18 http://www.bonehand.com/fireskull.mp3#Item41 http://www.bonehand.com/bigdaddy.html This week, a little tribute to the work of Ed Roth, by Bonehand. S J Holetz 2007-11-11 http://www.bonehand.com/bigdaddy.html#Item40 http://www.bonehand.com/haunted.html A review of the Haunted/Dark Tranquillity concert, 4/10/07, at El Corazon, Seattle. S J Holetz 2007-11-04 http://www.bonehand.com/haunted.html#Item39 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html An all new Halloween episode of the Bone/Bat podcast, from bonehand and mightywombat! S J Holetz 2007-10-28 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item38 http://www.bonehand.com/entrapment.html This week, Skamama wanted a vampire story, and what Skamama wants... by Steven J Holetz. S J Holetz 2007-10-21 http://www.bonehand.com/entrapment.html#Item37 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-four.html Part the fourth in the continuing adventures of everyone's favorite Assistant Dishwasher, short fiction by G J Caulkins. S J Holetz 2007-10-14 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-four.html#Item36 http://www.bonehand.com/finntroll07.html A new Bonehand concert review: Finntroll, at Studio Seven, Seattle, Oct 2nd 2007. S J Holetz 2007-10-07 http://www.bonehand.com/finntroll07.html#Item35 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html Introducing the Bone/Bat podcast, something completely new for bonehand and mightywombat! S J Holetz 2007-09-30 http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html#Item34 http://www.bonehand.com/clawhammerung.html This week, a photographic illustration of what I've been up to the last two weekends. S J Holetz 2007-09-16 http://www.bonehand.com/clawhammerung.html#Item33 http://www.bonehand.com/frogadoodle.html Frogadoodle, something completely different, by Steve. S J Holetz 2007-09-09 http://www.bonehand.com/frogadoodle.html#Item32 http://www.bonehand.com/tension1.html Tension: The Courtesy, part one of a fiction in the genre of "rural Noir",by Steve Holetz. S J Holetz 2007-08-26 http://www.bonehand.com/tension1.html#Item31 http://www.bonehand.com/cactus.html Cactus. Another fine poetic effort from the pen of T S Holub. S J Holetz 2007-08-19 http://www.bonehand.com/cactus.html#Item30 http://www.bonehand.com/serpentsaints.html A review of Entombed's 2007 cd Serpent Saints. S J Holetz 2007-08-12 http://www.bonehand.com/serpentsaints.html#Item29 http://www.bonehand.com/nextlevel.html It's time to start talking football my friends, so this week I review the book Fantasy Football: The Next Level, by David M. Dorey S J Holetz 2007-08-05 http://www.bonehand.com/nextlevel.html#Item28 http://www.bonehand.com/fivebowls.html Gonzalo went to Tokyo and all I got were these crummy, er, most excellent haiku. S J Holetz 2007-07-29 http://www.bonehand.com/fivebowls.html#Item27 http://www.bonehand.com/sound.html Wall of Sound, photo by Bonehand, featuring his tools of the trade. S J Holetz 2007-07-22 http://www.bonehand.com/sound.html#Item26 http://www.bonehand.com/nileshow07.html A concert review from the pen of Bonehand, Nile, at Studio Seven, Seattle, July 13th 2007. S J Holetz 2007-07-15 http://www.bonehand.com/nileshow07.html#Item25 http://www.bonehand.com/elsie.html This week Chloe Nightingale is in the House, with her tremendous short story Elsie. Representin' Scotland, Yo! S J Holetz 2007-07-07 http://www.bonehand.com/elsie.html#Item24 http://www.bonehand.com/mailsack1.html This week, Bonehand answers YOUR mail! S J Holetz 2007-06-29 http://www.bonehand.com/mailsack1.html#Item23 http://www.bonehand.com/slaughter.html A review of the Summer Slaughter Tour, 6/20/07, at Studio Seven, Seattle. S J Holetz 2007-06-24 http://www.bonehand.com/slaughter.html#Item22 http://www.bonehand.com/heart.html I Heart You. Short fiction from the pen of T S Holub. Note: Adult language and themes within. S J Holetz 2007-06-17 http://www.bonehand.com/heart.html#Item21 http://www.bonehand.com/musical.html Musical Chairs, an essay in which Steve Holetz ruminates on the impending death of the compact disc. S J Holetz 2007-06-10 http://www.bonehand.com/musical.html#Item20 http://www.bonehand.com/louisianakitchen.html This week, I would like to present a review of one of my favorite cookbooks, Chef Paul Prudhomme's Louisiana Kitchen. S J Holetz 2007-06-03 http://www.bonehand.com/louisianakitchen.html#Item19 http://www.bonehand.com/drumsolo.html DrumSolo, a photo from the lens of the Skamama herself, Julie Holetz. S J Holetz 2007-05-27 http://www.bonehand.com/drumsolo.html#Item18 http://www.bonehand.com/pigeons.html Pigeons, a badass piece of short fiction from the pen of Gonzalo Ferreyra. S J Holetz 2007-05-20 http://www.bonehand.com/pigeons.html#Item17 http://www.bonehand.com/routine.html Things are dead this morning. Namely, ZOMBIES! by S J Holetz. S J Holetz 2007-05-13 http://www.bonehand.com/routine.html#Item16 http://www.bonehand.com/bbqbible.html A review of Steven Raichlin's 1998 cookbook, The Barbecue Bible, by S J Holetz. S J Holetz 2007-05-06 http://www.bonehand.com/bbqbible.html#Item15 http://www.bonehand.com/sustenance.html Sustenance, A culinary essay By S J Holetz. S J Holetz 2007-04-29 http://www.bonehand.com/sustenance.html#Item14 http://www.bonehand.com/bythegrace.html A review of The Hellacopters 2004 release, By The Grace of God. S J Holetz 2007-04-22 http://www.bonehand.com/bythegrace.html#Item13 http://www.bonehand.com/jamroom.html Jamroom, a rock n roll photo by AJ Holetz. S J Holetz 2007-04-21 http://www.bonehand.com/jamroom.html#Item12 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-three.html Part the third in the continuing adventures of everyone's favorite Assistant Dishwasher, short fiction by G J Caulkins. S J Holetz 2007-04-15 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-three.html#Item11 http://www.bonehand.com/kickball.html A piece of short fiction from the pen of Gonzalo Ferreyra. S J Holetz 2007-04-08 http://www.bonehand.com/kickball.html#Item10 http://www.bonehand.com/yesterday.html This week I play around with that classic combination, haiku and profanity. S J Holetz 2007-04-01 http://www.bonehand.com/yesterday.html#Item9 http://www.bonehand.com/fingers.html A review of Clutch's 2004 cd Blast Tyrant. S J Holetz 2007-03-25 http://www.bonehand.com/blasttyrant.html#Item8 http://www.bonehand.com/reviews.html A few thoughts on reviews as we kick off a new section of Bonehand.com. S J Holetz 2007-03-25 http://www.bonehand.com/reviews.html#Item7 http://www.bonehand.com/fingers.html A pair of pleasant poems provided per the pen of T S Holub. S J Holetz 2007-03-18 http://www.bonehand.com/fingers.html#Item6 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-two.html The second part of Adventures of an Assistant Dishwasher, short fiction by G J Caulkins. S J Holetz 2007-03-11 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-two.html#Item5 http://www.bonehand.com/mortgage.html A Heavy Metal Audio-biography, by Steven J Holetz S J Holetz 2007-03-04 http://www.bonehand.com/mortgage.html#Item4 http://www.bonehand.com/sempervirens.html Sempervirens: A Poetic work by Gonzalo Ferreyra S J Holetz 2007-02-27 http://www.bonehand.com/sempervirens.html#Item3 http://www.bonehand.com/culture.html An essay by S J Holetz S J Holetz 2007-02-18 http://www.bonehand.com/culture.html#Item2 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-one.html The first part of Adventures of an Assistant Dishwasher, short fiction by G J Caulkins. S J Holetz 2007-02-11 http://www.bonehand.com/chapter-one.html#Item1