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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 48: "Return of the Nerdi!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat, and the music of MC Lars!</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord are back with a vengeance and another dose of post-punk laptop rap, courtesy of SF's MC LARS, highlighted by an interview with the man himself!
They also visit with Crypticon's Eric Morgret for a preview of next weekend's Horror Con in Seattle, deliver another round of Filthy Jokes, What Pisses Us Off and political rants,
and present a monumental installment of Multimedia Triage, featuring reviews of Super Mario Galaxy 2, Without a Trace and 61 Hours by Lee Child, Y, the Last Man from
DC Comics, the films Y Tu Mama, Tambien and Grotesque, the CD Black Meddle Vol. 2: Addicts from Nachtmystium, and the Seattle stop of MC Chris's Hellraiser
Tour. Do not miss this critically overloaded episode 48 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-06-13</dc:date>        
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     <title>MUSIC REVIEW: MC Chris, w/ MC Lars and YTCracker, and Math the Band, Live in Seattle at El Corazon 06/01/10. Concert review by S J Holetz</title>
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     <description>This week: my review of the Seattle stop of MC Chris's Hellraiser tour!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-06-06</dc:date>    
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 47: "BOOM!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat, and the music of Beefy!</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord are blowin' up headphones, as they finally get out from Under The Dome, accept a Eurocentric listener feedback challenge, extol the virtues of With Sprinkles in a live interview with WA nerdcore rap powerhouse Beefy, and make 
Beefy feel good about himself, as usual. All this plus "What Pisses us Off", new Filthy Jokes, and Multimedia Triage reviews of Iron Man 2, Savages by Don Winslow, Naked States, Kick-Ass, George Romero's Survival of The Dead and the Blue Underground Blu Ray release of Lucio Fulci's 
City of The Living Dead, are yours to admire in this explosive episode 47 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-05-30</dc:date>        
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     <title>MUSIC REVIEW: Hypocrisy, w/ Scar Symmetry, Hate, Blackguard, Swashbuckle and Irony, Live in Seattle at El Corazon 05/19/10. Concert review by S J Holetz</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/hypocrisy10.html</link>
     <description>This week: Hypocrisy crushes Seattle, and Bonehand is there!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-05-23</dc:date>    
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     <title>MUSIC REVIEW: Finttroll, w/Moonsorrow, Swallow the Sun, 7 Horns 7 eyes, and Blood and Thunder, Live in Seattle at El Corazon 04/216/10. Concert review by S J Holetz</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/finntroll10.html</link>
     <description>This week: The Finnish Metal tour featuring Finntroll hits Seattle, and Bonehand is there!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-05-16</dc:date>    
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 46: "This Gigantic BoneBat Kills", featuring bonehand and mightywombat, and the music of MC Lars!</title>
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     <description>This Episode:Held in Rap(t) attention by the post-punk laptop sounds of San Francisco's MC LARS, Gord and Steve still manage to launch a brand new fusillade of What Pisses
Us Off, half-assed political rants and Filthy Jokes. All this plus reviews of the film Kick Ass, A Girl Named Zippy by Haven Kimmel, the CDs Fart and Wiener Jokes
by Brian Posehn and Prototype from Seattle's own Arisen From Nothing, and the latest Troma DVD Dark Nature round out this fast-talk-and-you-don't-stop episode
46 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-05-09</dc:date>        
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 45: "Menagerie a Trois", featuring bonehand and mightywombat, and the music of Pelican!</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Gord and Steve triple down on the animal kingdom, as they are joined by drummer Larry Herweg to present 
a pod of mammoth sounds from Chicago's Pelican, Steve eats WAY too much chicken in service of a review, and when it comes to Filthy Jokes, it's all about 
the livestock. All this plus the Return of the Voicemail, an array of "What Pisses Us Off", a pack of Political Rants, and reviews of
I Learned the Hard Way by Sharon Jones and the Dap-Kings, the Blur Demo, the game Mass Effect, How To Train Your Dragon and Clash of the Titans in
Multimedia Triage make for a most zoo-illogical episode 45 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-04-04</dc:date>        
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     <title>BoneBat Classics Episode Five: Bitter About the Butter REMIXED! featuring bonehand and mightywombat, and the music of T S Holub!</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord celebrate one full year of Bonehand.com, with discussions of unrequited cravings, childhood disorientation, public restroom
etiquette, dubiously motivated cash windfalls, things that piss our wives off, and the best place to keep the damned butter. Plus, it's all remixed to a lustrous sheen for your 
listening pleasure! No "Gord-Shot-First" CGI enhancement BS here. It's all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come to expect from BoneBat, but with a few never-before-heard 
moments, and it sounds a WHOLE LOT better. So please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-04-11</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 44: "FFTW!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat, and the music of MC Frontalot!</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord focus all 3 1/2 ears on MC Frontalot's latest effort Zero Day, giving you a first listen and their impressions on the occasion of its release! 
Plus, Steve mans the mic for an interview with DR from Signal Studios on the stunning Xbox Live game Toy Soldiers; Gord takes Republican'ts to task in a scorching political rant; Stephen King's Under the Dome, 61 Hours by Lee Child, Don Winslow's Savages and the conclusion of DC Comics Blackest
Night are reviewed in a most literary installment of Multimedia Triage; and new volleys of "What Pisses Us Off" and "Filthy Jokes" are launched in this uncanny episode 44 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-04-04</dc:date>        
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 43: "Four Color Fury!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat, and the music of San Kazakgascar!</title>
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     <description>This Episode: This Episode: This Episode: Steve and Gord recount the glories of the 2010 Emerald City Comicon, complete with interviews from Hack/Slash creator Tim Seeley, Mike Hampton of Hot Zombie Chicks, Elephantmen mastermind Richard Starkings, Mike Avon Oeming
of Powers/Hammer of the Gods fame, Chris and Kyle Bolton of Smash!, and Whiteout/Queen and Country/Stumptown creator Greg Rucka! And it's all set to the spectacular 
sounds of Sacramento's San Kazakgascar! Plus, reviews of the new Gorillaz joint Plastic Beach, the Australian TV series Underbelly, The Hurt Locker, Comixology and Catcher
in the Rye (?) in Multimedia Triage, a full box of "What Pisses us Off", and even a few filthy jokes await you in this fantastic 43rd episode of The BoneBat Show. Excelsior!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-03-28</dc:date>        
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 42: "Country Style!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat, and the music of the Supersuckers!</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Gord and Steve put the honky in honky-tonk, serving up a heaping helping of The Supersuckers country side and an interview with 'suckers frontman Eddie Spaghetti! We've got reviews of the new Horus Heresy book "Thousand Sons" by
Graham McNeill and Finntroll's latest CD Nifelvind in Multimedia Triage, an all new trough of "What Pisses us Off", "Just Ask Gord" and even more filthy jokes in store in
this down home episode 42 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-03-21</dc:date>        
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 41: "The Dickening!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat!</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Gord and Steve scour the nation to bring you a slew of new music from friends of The BoneBat Show! You'll hear great tunes from Missouri's Shaman's
Harvest, It Doesn't Matter from NJ, Minneapolis's own Love-Cars, and straight outta Medicine Hat, HelltracK, featuring Jeff Crazy of It Came From The Basement who
joins us LIVE! All this plus reviews of Sandboxie, HBO's Generation Kill, Evil Power by Lair of the Minotaur, Retribution from Obscura, Dante's Inferno (the EA Game,
not the book...), and Mister Slaughter by Robert R McCammon in Multimedia Triage, "What Pisses us Off", Filthy Jokes, brand new feature "Stolen Bit of the Week", and the
TRUTH about why The Mike O' Meara Show suddenly disappeared last week are revealed in this extra ornery episode 41 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-02-28</dc:date>        
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 40: "The Saint Funkensteins Day Massacre!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat, and the music of Super Sonic Soul Pimps!</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Love is in the air, and it sure is FUNKY, as Steve and Gord are joined by Vaughn from Motion Picture Massacre to wax on things romantic, steam about that Which Pisses Us Off,  and take a tour through the seedy underbelly of extreme cinema,
backed by the fantastic galactic sounds of Seattle's Super Sonic Soul Pimps! We also massage your ears all sexy like with all new reviews of "Caprica", "Top Gear", Itunes
and "Battlefield: Bad Company" in Multimedia Triage; get you hot with a little political ranting, and close the deal with a few Filthy Jokes in this amorous episode 40 of
The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-02-14</dc:date>        
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 39: "The Wrath of Caulk!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat, and the music of Warp 11!</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord work overtime to make outer space a little more moist thanks to Sacramento's Star Trek Rock Gods WARP 11! So strap in (and strap on) for a
smoking hot interview with Captain Karl, Kiki, Brian and John, a huge payload of high octane, sex drenched tunes, and a rapidly expanding ball of "What Pisses Us Off"! We've
also got reviews of Troma's War, a preview of Doug TenNapel's forthcoming Ghostopolis, and a kiloton of book, movie and music coverage in Multimedia Triage; more political ranting;
and a fresh salvo of Filthy Jokes in this illogically arousing episode 39 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-01-31</dc:date>        
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     <title>BoneBat Classics Episode Four:Stumbling from the Wreckage of '07, REMIXED!</title>
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     <description>This week: Steve and Gord discuss what pisses them off: the year in review, the curse of the video game store, bad habits, and how to avoid tiger attacks; all while flipping the bird to 2007, and meeting the new year at the door in a sexy negligee, martini in hand,
to tunes from TS Holub and Bonehand himself! Plus, it's all remixed to a lustrous sheen for your listening pleasure! No "Gord-Shot-First"
CGI enhancement BS here. It's all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come to expect from BoneBat, but with a few new never-before-heard moments, and it sounds a
WHOLE LOT better. So please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-01-17</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 38: "End of the Nine", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord tackle the glories and lowlights of the year that was, joined by good friends Brother D and Miss Bren from Mail Order Zombie! The gang goes deep
to cover the best and worse movies, books, music, comics, and video Games from 2009 while revisiting some of their favorite BoneBat Bands from the last year, rounding things
out with "What Pisses Us Off", political ranting and icy jeroboam of Filthy Jokes! Kick off the new year in style with episode 38 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-01-10</dc:date>        
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     <title>BoneBat Classics Episode Three:Unemployed, Uninformed and Unhinged, REMIXED!</title>
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     <description>This week: Steve and Gord discuss a stunning lack of job security, the mistaken beliefs of childhood, and things that piss them off, whilst chilling to sounds of Sacramento's freakin' cool San Kazakgascar. And it's all remixed to a lustrous sheen for your listening
pleasure, so please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2010-01-03</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 37: "Silver Balls", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
     <description>This Episode: Warmed by the scorching psychobilly sounds of the Reverend Horton Heat, Steve and Gord make with the holiday joy as they stop by for an
interview with Mike McGee and Tamas Jakab, creators of El Gorgo, the world's most awesome independent comic magazine, and serve up their very own rendition
of the 12 Days of Christmas for your listening pleasure, starring good friend Leemo P! Additionally, Gord takes an opposing stance on the book "Death Troopers"
while Steve covers "The Name of The Wind" by Patrick Rothfuss and EA Games Dragon Age: Origins for Multimedia Triage, and deliver a destined-to-delight sack full of
"What Pisses Us Off", "Just Ask Gord", and "Filthy Jokes of the Week" in episode 37 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-12-20</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 36: "Versus", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
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     <description>This Episode: It's Steve versus Gord, Gord versus the raccoons, and Modern Warfare 2 versus Left 4 Dead 2 as we go totally game-centric thanks to the amazing sounds of
Metroid Metal!  But that's not all! We get pissed off about Video Game Controversies, Flu Shots and Death Metal Immigration; rant up a political storm; review MW2, L4D2, Star Trek
Blu-Rays and Troma Retro's Mad Dog Morgan in Multimedia Triage; and close out with a cornucopia of Filthy Jokes in this most thankful 36th episode of The 2009 Podcast
Award nominated BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-11-27</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 35: "The Challenge", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord finally fulfill the promise of their theme song, as they take up the gauntlet thrown down in a recent Itunes review, bolstered by the monstrously
metallic sounds of San Diego's Goblin Cock! Plus, an examination of the loose wires in Gord's head, more political ranting, reviews of the latest Arch Enemy release The
"Root Of All Evil" and Borderlands from Gearbox/2K Games in Multimedia Triage, "Just Ask Gord", "What Pisses Us Off", and a plethora of Filthy Jokes pleasurably
probe your ears in this raunchier than usual 35th episode of The 2009 Podcast Award
nominated BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-11-13</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 34: "The Haunt of Beer", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord pack your pillowcase once again with all the awesome Halloween goodness you can handle! Chill to the incredible horror-soaked punkabilly
of Toronto's The Creepshow, as vocalist Sarah Sin joins us for an interview! Thrill to sounds and smells of a trio of Seattle Haunt Tours, as Steve visits Stocker Farms' Field
of Screams, the Seattle House of Horrors and Dark Hollow Haunted Forest! Then, hang with special guest Skamama for an mammoth Multimedia Triage, as the gang reviews
I Sell The Dead, Zombieland, Skeletonwitch's new CD "Breathing the Fire", the book Death Troopers from Joe Schreiber and Del Rey books, and the DVD's
The Last Horror Film and Pigs in a Troma Retro Spotlight! All this plus pumpkin economics, Beer, bargains, contests, Filthy Jokes, Just ask Gord and "What Pisses
Us Off" await, in this ghoulish 34th episode of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-10-25</dc:date>   
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     <title>BoneBat Classics Episode Two: Enter the BoneBat REMIXED!</title>
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     <description>In our first Halloween Episode, Steve and Gord itemize their profanity, and discuss some history, Halloween rituals past and present, spooky movies, and extreme prejudice pest control, 
all remixed to a lustrous sheen for your listening pleasure! No "Gord-Shot-First" CGI enhancement BS here. It's all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come to expect from BoneBat, but with a few 
new never-before-heard moments, and it sounds a WHOLE LOT better. So please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic! This episode features music from Seattle's own Barefoot Barnacle.</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-10-11</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 33: "Keepin' It Short", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord vow to keep this one brief, but are thwarted at every turn by their own ceaselessly spewing pieholes as they piss off their vegetarian friends, kick
off a couple of new contests, interview Hidden Path Entertainment's Jeff Pobst on the game Defense Grid: The Awakening, join a few podcasting luminaries for a live recap from Revenant Film Festival , and introduce brand new feature "Just Ask Gord", all with the rockalocking support of Sacramento's The Nickel Slots! Then it's time to
survey Left 4 Dead: Crash Course, Zombie Apocalypse, Dethklok's Dethalbum II, and DC's Blackest Night once again in Multimedia Triage, seeth over "What Pisses Us Off" and break in some new Filthy Jokes to round out this firm, fully packed 33rd episode of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-10-04</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 32: "What the Deuce", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord celebrate 2 years of podcasty goodness in their most epic show ever, backed by the astonishing nerdcore rap stylings of MC Frontalot! 
Listen in as they rage vehemently in "What Pisses Us off", revel in the glories of PAX 2009, cross mics interview-wise with MC Frontalot and Geoff Bough of the Revenant Film Festival, 
then top it all off with Filthy Jokes and a huge Multimedia Triage, where they cover the video games Scribblenauts, Arkham Asylum and Metroid Prime Trilogy, the film "9", the Blackest 
Night event from DC Comics, and the upcoming Drunken Zombie Film Festival, joined by special guest Bryan from Drunken Zombie! Over 2 1/2 hours of sheer eargasmic entertainment is yours 
to enjoy in episode 32 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
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     <dc:date>2009-09-20</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 31: "BoneBatomizer", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord blow up with an explosive episode devoted to Chicago's finest defunct punk powerhouse, the mighty Big Black! Additionally, they deliver an epic payload of "What Pisses Us Off " and let loose with in depth reviews of the
unconventional zombie flicks Deadgirl amd Pontypool, along with recent releases G.I Joe, District 9 and Inglourious Basterds, and give a listen to the latest Clutch
CD, Strange Cousins from the West in Multimedia triage. All this, a fiery political rant from Gord and even more Filthy Jokes assail your ears in episode 31
of The BoneBat Show! </description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-08-30</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 30: "Comic-Con-Clusion!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
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     <description>Steve and Gord return with part 2 of their coverage from San Diego Comic-Con 2009, and it's all about the video games as they touch base with Dave
Grossman of Telltale Games regarding Tales of Monkey Island; chat with Dan Paladin and Tom Fulp about Game 3 from The Behemoth, and discuss Left 4 Dead 2 with
Valve's Chet Faliszek; while powered up with the 8-bit backing of Barefoot Barnacle! All this plus "What Pisses Us Off " and another round of Filthy Jokes are up in episode
30 of The BoneBat Show! </description>
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     <dc:date>2009-08-09</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 29: "Comic-Con-Cussion!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
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     <description>Steve and Gord descend upon San Diego for Comic-Con 2009, and YOU ARE THERE! PONDER as Steve and Gord interview Doug TenNaple, author
of the comics Creature Tech and Power Up, and creator of the game Earthworm Jim! LEARN Walking Dead auteur Robert Kirkman's upcoming plans as you bask in the glory
of a poorly recorded panel! LAUGH YOUR ASS OFF five seconds at a time, thanks to the fine folks at 5secondfilms.com! ROCK VICARIOUSLY to the unparalleled nerdcore flow of
MC Frontalot, YTCracker and MC Lars in a recap of Aftercon '09! ENVY as G and S cavort with smoking hot booth babes! All this and more, washed down with an icy
cold flagon of metal from Salem OR's own Dusks Embrace, is on tap for your sheer listening enjoyment in episode 29 of The BoneBat Show! Excelsior!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-08-02</dc:date>   
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     <title>An All American (Zombie) Family, by S J Holetz</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/zombiewalk.html</link>
     <description>This week: I deliver my final words on the Guinness World Record setting Fremont Zombie Walk!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-07-19</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 28: "Burning Sensation!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord are joined in studio by Duvall WA's own Burning of I,who premiere 3 scorching new slabs of twisted metal from their forthcoming release
Nowhere is a Destination for your listening pleasure, jump in head first for a round of beers, Filthy Jokes and "What Pisses Us Off", and listen intently as Steve and Gord
extol the virtues of Voivod's Infini, the Ghostbusters video game and the BBC America show Top Gear in Multimedia Triage! Finally, Steve and family hit Fremont for the "Red White and Dead" zombie walk, and YOU ARE THERE! You'd have to be lacking a pulse to miss Episode 28 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-07-05</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 27: "Two Pantfuls of Terror!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
     <description>This Episode: This Episode: Steve enters the creepy old house alone, to present complete coverage of Crypticon 2009, live from Seattle! Highlights include greetings from Dawn of The Dead star Ken Foree and Troma studio head Lloyd Kaufman; interviews with actor Tom
Atkins of Night of the Creeps and Hack/Slash creator Tim Seeley; a lengthy sitdown with creature actor extraordinaire Doug Jones of Hellboy and Pan's Labyrinth fame; and an official review of the Norwegian Nazi Zombie cinematic epic Dead Snow! Is that it? Not even close! Brother D of Mail Order Zombie drops in for a con
postgame conversation, Seattle's Barefoot Barnacle make with their brand of musical metallic madness, and the ever-stalwart Gord stands by with the shotgun for snappy comebacks, Filthy Jokes and a round of What Pisses Us Off! For those counting, this marks our first ever shows in back-to-back weeks, so do not miss the foul horror that
is episode 27 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-06-14</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 26: "Dine Hard!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Steve, Gord and special guest Julie talk about food and drink too much beer, all while skanking to the beat of St. Louis Ska kings MU330! Hungry for more?
How about a full plate of What Pisses Us Off, a heaping helping of Multimedia Triage, a side of listener feedback, and a fresh batch of Filthy Jokes? And to top things off, for
dessert Steve and Gord interview Josh Eisenstadt, Director of the new to DVD film release Dark Reel! It's a full-on feast for the ears in episode 26 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-06-07</dc:date>   
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     <title>Grumpy. Art by S J Holetz</title>
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     <description>This week: Grumpy! A little piece of art I knocked out this AM, a dream pet for junior.</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-05-31</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 25: "Awkward!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord recall golden moments of personal awkwardness and social retardation, while singing the praises of the terminally funky Lefties Soul Connection! But that's not all! Gord gets deep on the concept of the Credit Default Swap in his nameless political rant, Steve gushes all over the new Star Trek Movie in Multimedia Triage, awesome voicemails are aired, and the usual "What Pisses Us Off" and Filthy Jokes are on display in Episode 25 of The
BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-05-17</dc:date>   
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     <title>MUSIC REVIEW: Lord Mantis "Spawning the Nephilim". CD review by S J Holetz</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/lordmantis09.html</link>
     <description>This week, Bonehand reviews the debut release from Chicago crushers Lord Mantis!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2008-05-10</dc:date>    
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 24: "The BoneBat Guide to Life", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
     <description>This Episode: This Episode: Steve and Gord share a few of their philosophies on life, backed by the sonic badassery of New York garage rock legends The Fuzztones! Additionally, Gord lays out his latest get rich quick scheme in sticky, graphic detail and institutes a banking bailout of his own; The boys share even more filthy jokes and things that piss them off; Vaughn of MPM fires back via voicemail, and Quantum of Solace,
Guillermo Del Toro and Chuck Hogan's forthcoming novel The Strain, Christopher Moore's book A Dirty Job and new CD Supersuckers XX all get reviewed in Multimedia Triage! DO NOT miss Episode 24 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-04-26</dc:date>   
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     <title>Show Notes Volume 2: The Nineties, part one. Reviews by S J Holetz</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/shownotes2.html</link>
     <description>This week, the second installment of Bonehand's concert adventures, 1990-1994!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-04-19</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 23: "Disappointed!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord get pissed off about oil changes and bad movie seats,discuss how far they could trust their clones, and catalog a metric ton of disappointment, coming through virtually unscathed thanks to the sensational sounds of Midwestern super Ska masters Mustard Plug! Additionally, Gord whacks politically, Steve reviews the new Grindhouse Releasing DVD of Lucio Fulcis Cat In The Brain for Multimedia Triage, a new Mustard Plug single is unveiled, and The BoneBat Filthy Joke Contest is
brought to a Happy Ending in Episode 23 of The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-04-05</dc:date>   
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     <title>Julie. Poetry by S J Holetz</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/julie.html</link>
     <description>This week, a little something for my baby. Happy Birthday, Skamama!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-03-29</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 22: "Hole-istic!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
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     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord dive brainfirst into the musical madness of Texan rock legends The Butthole Surfers! Along the way they rant about the housing
crisis, teach little kids how to swear, review "The Watchmen", spew a few more Filthy Jokes, kick off a related new contest, and air a guest "What Pisses Us Off" from
Motion Picture Massacre's Vaughn K!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-03-15</dc:date>   
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     <title>BoneBat Classics Episode One: Enter the BoneBat REMIXED!</title>
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     <description>This episode: Steve and Gord discuss the perils of camping, rennaissance faires, political pet peeves, preposterous snack sizes, and those with an untoward interest in poultry, all Remixed to a lustrous sheen for your listening pleasure! No "Gord Shot First", CGI enhancement BS here, just all the amateurishness and juvenile humor you've come too expect from us, only now it sounds a whole lot better. Please take this opportunity to revisit a BoneBat Classic! </description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-03-01</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 21: "If You Want Pud...You Got It!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
     <description>This Episode: Backed by the incredible music of LA punk legends The Dickies and a helping hand from Skamama, Steve and Gord shoot off a glorious celebration of that
which makes a man a man; taking a good hard look at weak pickles, bicycle race short comings, frozen phallic art, and huge wad of Dickies band history! This plus a stiff
segment of "What Pisses Us Off", a fresh round of Multimedia Triage, and a full 12 inches of filthy jokes are jammed in your ears in episode 21 of The BoneBat Show!  </description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-02-22</dc:date>   
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     <title>Giant Robot Destroying a Building With a Little Guy Running Out Of It. Art by T S Holetz</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/giantrobot.html</link>
     <description>This week: The kids demand equal time, so once again I turn the internet into my own
personal refrigerator door with a little something from Jr. to balance out his sisters' artistic
efforts.</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-02-15</dc:date>   
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     <title>MUSIC REVIEW: Meshuggah, w/Cynic and The Faceless, Live in Seattle 02/06/09. Concert review by S J Holetz</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/meshuggah09.html</link>
     <description>This week: The mighty Meshuggah hits Seattle, and Bonehand is there with a review for
your reading pleasure! </description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-02-09</dc:date>    
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     <title>The BoneBat Show Episode 20: "The Evil Powers of BoneBat!", featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
     <description>This Episode: Screw the Superbowl, It's SUPERSUCKERS SUNDAY! Propelled by a plethora of high octane tunes from the "Greatest Rock and Roll Band in the World"
(tm), Steve and Gord cover a ton of ground as they discuss things inaugural, political annoyances, unruly kids, raccoon fu, ugly shoes, cartooning and the creative process
thereof, the songs in our heads, the power of music, and crappy ad campaigns, and recount the Supersuckers glorious history and detail exactly why they rule. All this plus
"What Pisses Us Off", Multimedia Triage, and a new batch of filthy jokes are yours for the taking in episode 20 of The BoneBat Show! </description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-02-01</dc:date>   
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     <title>Show Notes Volume 1: The Eighties. Reviews by S J Holetz</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/shownotes1.html</link>
     <description>This week, I present the highlights of a decades worth of live music!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-01-26</dc:date>   
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     <title>Pokey! Photo by Julie Armstrong Holetz</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/pokey.html</link>
     <description>This week, I present you with a prickly picture from the lens of Skamama.</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-01-18</dc:date>   
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     <title>The BoneBat Show:"Bone Gigante!: Episode 19 of the BoneBat Show, featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
     <description>This Episode: In a show every bit as epic as it's title, Steve and Gord collide with 
Jacob, David and Jeremy of the Pinto Gigante podcast to bring you a collossal year end simulcast! No topic is safe as the crew decry that which pisses them off, and extol
the virtues of the year's finest movies, books, comics, and of course, THE METAL, in this Rashomon of podcastery! But that's not all! We've got Anger! Floods! Obscenities!
Zombies! Innuendo! Oustings? Size! Deductive reasoning! And Filthy Jokes! All set to a selection of some of the finest independent music to grace The BoneBat Show in 2008!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2009-01-11</dc:date>   
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     <title>Christmas in Twisp - A Duvall Kid's Perspective, non-fiction by Chad Duvall</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/twisp.html</link>
     <description>This week, Sunday comes early as I am proud to present this wonderfully universal snapshot of Christmases past, straight from the pen of special guest author and I ROT bassist extraordinaire, Chad Duvall! !</description>   
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>   
     <dc:date>2008-12-25</dc:date>        
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     <title>The BoneBat Show:"The Purists", Episode 18 of the BoneBat Show, featuring bonehand and mightywombat.</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/bonebat.html</link>
     <description>This Episode: Steve and Gord take time to celebrate the holiday season, as they recount tales of Christmas past, bitch about the perils of home ownership, and reveal their purist tendencies (or lack thereof) as they argue about zombies, food and film remakes, 
all to tremendous tunes of Maryland's Sixty Watt Shaman! A stocking full of "What Pisses Us Off", and "Filthy Jokes of the Week" awaits as well, so Happy Holidays from The BoneBat Show!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2008-12-21</dc:date>
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     <title>The Shambler! Art by S J Holetz</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/shambler.html</link>
     <description>New this week, for your browsing pleasure, A multicolored pixeled treasure. Left 4 Dead has left me cross-eyed, And tourna-ma-tizing? Well preoccupied! But I know you need something, and you need it soon, So I hope you enjoy this small Zombie Toon</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2008-12-14</dc:date>   
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     <title>MUSIC REVIEW: The Faceless "Planetary Duality". CD review by S J Holetz</title>
     <link>http://www.bonehand.com/faceless08.html</link>
     <description>This week, Bonehand reviews Planetary Duality, the latest from Los Angeles tech/prog/death metal collective The Faceless!</description>
     <dc:creator>S J Holetz</dc:creator>
     <dc:date>2008-12-08</dc:date>    
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